An Open Letter to Ted Cruz

Dear Ted,

You were elected to represent all the people of Texas, not just the folks who agree with your warped sense of duty.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP…

You never say or do anything positive for the American people.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP…

All you do is complain, whine, whimper, find fault and lie.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP….

Thank you for your time.

Yours truly,

Rod Tanner

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Monday Bubbles From My Soap Box

Looks like Lousyanna Governor Booby (Jihad) Jindal has the Duck Dynasty vote tied up.  Let’s see counting the 11 family members on the show and the show audience of 23 unrelated boneheads, wow, he is almost up to fifty votes already. Little Booby went on the TV over the weekend to complain about the Supreme Court ruling on same-sex marriage.  He said he believes in the traditional biblical marriage of one man and multiple women.

Surely the Republican Party can see that they are going to have to make some major changes very quickly.  Word is that New Jersey Governor Chris (I’ll Close That Bridge When I Get To It) Christie is going to do a cannonball into the Presidential pool next week and let’s face it, that clown car is packed as it is and Chissy Pooh is no lightweight.  I mean literally. This guy must weigh 330.  They are going to have to get a eighteen wheeler.

Texas Congessmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert is afraid that God will leave America unprotected now that boys in black have ruled on same-sex marriage. I wonder if he is talking about the God who was asleep at the wheel during 9/11. Sandy Hook, Charleston Church massacre, Pearl Harbor, Influenza of 1918 and about a jillion other instances since the beginning of time.

Oklahomaphoic Senaterrible James (I’m Not A Scientist, But I Am A Moron) Inhofe said yesterday that he has gay friends who thought the Supreme Court ruling was wrong. That is probably the biggest lie this asshole has told yet.  This bonehead has no friends.

Pat (If You’re White, You’re Alright) Boone thinks the President shouldn’t talk about racism. This asshole who made his career standing on the shoulders of black people by covering their songs is the racist in this conversation.  When this jerk was singing “White Christmas” he wasn’t talking about snow.

 The first time I heard this no-talent bonehead’s version of Little Richard’s Long Tall Sally or Tuttie Fruttie, I wanted to throw up. He needs to crawl back under his rock and wait for rapture.

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There Is Good News After All

News Flash:

The religious wackos are NOT having a gay ole time today and the Republicans are saying that the Supreme Court upholding Obamacare made them sick, but now the Republicans do have a new campaign slogan thanks to that ruling.  It is “If you would like to see six and half million people to lose their health care, vote for a Republican for President”

Loseranna Governor Booby (Jihad) Jindal has officially become the 113^th or 114^th Republican candidate for President. Little Booby who has a 31% approval rating in his own state thinks he should be President.  Booby likes to call himself a small government politician, which actually means that very few people in Government know who he is. I understand his campaign slogan will be “Vote for me, I’m the only governor from Louisiana who hasn’t gone to prison.”

New Jersey Governor Chris (I’ll Close That Bridge When I Get To It) Christie whose approval ratings are down to 30% and Wisconsin Governor Scott (Street) Walker whose approval ratings are down to 41%  are expected creep into the race next week. Evidently these three boneheads who have done a lousy job running their state would now like to do a lousy job running the whole country.

Really, really, really rich blowhard and egomaniac Donald ( Huge Ego, Tiny Brain) Trump said yesterday that Univision’s deciding not to run The Miss Universe Pageant because of the racist comments he made at his Presidential announcement made his hair stand on end. The Don went on to say that he loved Mexicans and thought everybody ought to have one.

Little Donny also said  he has some really big plans for the country as soon as he is elected President King.  To let the rest of the world know what is happening, he is going to change America to Trumpland.  We will no longer be called the United States Of America, or USA as we like to chant, but will known as Nimcompoops Under Trump’s Sanctions or as the rest of the world will refer to us, NUTS.  

He says his many years of being a slumlord has given him the experience of how to deal with poor people so he will have no problem dealing with the rest of the world. He said he would begin negotiating with ISIS just as soon as learns how to spell it.  

My prediction is that now little Donny has actually filed papers to run for President, his lawyers will find something in the fine print which will let him drop out of the race before they start checking his financials.  

Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin’s daughter Bristol (Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places) Palin is once again proving just how badly she failed abstinence only sex education class. 

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I'm Just Sayin'

I do hope responsible people will do the right thing and take down the Confederate flag where ever it flies, but I also want all of the ignorant racist-rednecks to keep wearing the flag on their T-shirts, gimmie-caps and displaying bumper stickers of the flag on their beat-up trashed-out pick-up trucks so we will know exactly who they are and what they stand for.

I get why TeaNut Republicans are so negative. When you walk around 24/7 with your head up their ass, you can only have a shitty view of the world.

Exactly how can a white person explain what it’s like to be a black person?

I keep seeing an ad on Facebook from the Uber people where I can earn up to a thousand dollars a week giving people rides in my car. I am pretty sure the gig is a getaway driver for bank robbers.

Finally a Bush speaks the truth.

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Monday's Musings

So the legislators in South Carolina are finally going to discuss talking down the Confederate Flag and of course the word “secede” always pops up from a number of boneheads.  Personally I think they should secede, even better they should dig a thousand foot deep trench around the state since it is on the coastline and just drag it out in the ocean and they could be their very own island of hate in the sea of ignorance.

The bigots in South Carolina who want to keep the Confederate flag flying say it is to show the great heritage of South Carolina. You know like, being the first to secede from the Union and starting the Civil war,  passing the strictest discrimination laws ever and not electing a single black person to office between 1900 and late 1960’s. Yes that is something to Jim Crow about.  

I also know that there are plenty of good people who live in South Carolina that are just as embarrassed by the idiots running their state as I am by the boneheads who are running ruining Texas. Like this guy.

Texas Senaterrible Ted (I Don’t Have A Clue) Cruz told a couple of gun jokes to the folks in Iowa the day after the shooting in Charleston. He said, “gun control is hitting what you’re aiming for”.  I have no punch line for this stupid comment because it is absolutely not funny.  The only thing I would like to punch is this asshole in the face.

I had never seen the word Cavil, but after reading the definition I have decided it fits the Republican Party to a T.

\KAV-uhl\ 

verb

1. to raise irritating and trivial objections; find fault with unnecessarily (usually followed by at or about ): He finds something to cavil at in everything I say.
2. to oppose by inconsequential, frivolous, or sham objections: to cavil each item of a proposed agenda.

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Saturday Editon

After reading all of the comments made by the far right-wingnuts this week I have come to the conclusion that there are two words that are now totally interchangeable. Republicans and Racist? 

Former Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry called the shooting in Charleston, SC an “accident”. Really, this asshole racist killed nine people by accident. Every time I think little Ricky can't get any dumber, he finds a way to embarrass the state again.  He also said he thought he thought the real issue was drugs in this case. Well there is no doubt the kid had been drinking heavily from the “White Supremacy” well for quite some time. I think maybe the person on drugs is little Ricky.

Jeb (At Least I’m Not Neil) Bush said Friday night that he didn’t know if the shooting was racially motivated, this was after the kid said he wanted to start a race war, but then again the list of things that ole Jeb doesn’t know would stretch to the moon and back.

Rick (I Really Should Be In A) Santorum said the shooting was another assault on religious liberty.  Well Ricky, they were in a church so one could assume they were Christians, but we know for fact that they were all black, so you can take your Christian persecution and shove it.

None of the GOP would bring up gun control other than say now is not the time to have a discussion about guns. That’s because it is never time to talk about guns with these boneheads. The truth is now is exactly the time to talk about guns.

Houston radio blow hard and certified racist Michael (I’m A Bigger Asshole Than Rush, But Not As Smart) Berry spent most of the morning yesterday defending the confederate flag as a symbol of southern heritage. You know, something to be proud of….like this guy.

And to all of the wacko gun nuts who believe the 2nc amendment gives every bonehead in the country the right to own a gun, exactly what is it about “a well regulated militia” that you don’t understand

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Friday's List

Will Rogers once said, “I never met a man I didn’t like.”  Of course Will never met

• Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry
• Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott
• Ted (Pick Me, Pick Me) Cruz
• Mike (I Need A Job) Huckabee
•  Jeb (At Least I’m Not Neil) Bush,
• Rick (I Should Be In A) Santorum
•  Donald (All Mouth, No Brains) Trump
• Rand (My Mother Invented Fish Sticks) Paul
• Marco (I Have A Sugar Daddy) Rubio 
  
•  George (I Have A Really Stupid Name) Pataki
•  Ben (NutJobSurgeon) Carson
• Lindsey (If You Love War, Vote For Me) Graham
• Scott (Street) Walker
• Chris (I’ll Close That Bridge When I Get To It) Christie
• Bobby (Jihad) Jindal
• John (Even My Family Doesn’t Know Who I Am) Kasich
•  Mitt (I Have More Money Than Trump) Romney
•  John (Civil War Veteran) McCain
• John (It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To) Boehner
• Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert
• Bill (Wife Beater And America’s Bully) O’Reilly
• Sean (I’m A Bigger Asshole Than Bill) Hannity
• Rush (My Fifteen Minutes Are Up) Slimebaugh

 Feel free to add to the list.

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Home Again, Home Again

We are back from a lovely eight days of looking at this everyday.

I have to admit I learned a few things on this road trip.  I had no idea there were that many over-sexed campers out there. There were “RV Hook-ups” signs everywhere.

So glad to be back in time to hear Donald (Huge Ego, Bad Hair, Very Little brains) Trump give one of the dumbest, incoherent announcement speeches ever. Evidently you should vote for him because he is really, really, really rich and will just buy up the rest of the world and if anything jumps up that we can’t handle, he will just declare bankruptcy.

Of course little Donny hasn’t actually filed to run for President, he has 120 days to do so. My money is on him participating in the debates, getting lots of publicity and then deciding not to run.  Birtherism could come back in news and not that The Don isn’t an American citizen, but there could be quite a debate on whether he was born or hatched.    

Jeb (At Least I’m Not Neil) Bush has released his new logo which is simply “JEB.2016.  If my last name was Bush, I wouldn’t want it plastered all over either.

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Westward Ho Ho's....

Here is the main thing that my sweetie and I have figured out about retirement.  There are no days off, no holidays or week-ends.  It’s 365/24/7, but here is the good part. You don’t have to stay in one location to meet retirement requirements.  So with that said we have gassed up the bus and packed our stuff for another ROAD TRIP.



Talk to ya next week.

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Special Saturday Edition

Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry’s campaign slogan is Rick Perry: Risk the Consequences.  Wow, talk about a confidant, positive, 100% sure campaign slogan.  I understand this one won out over these choices. Why not roll the dice…. Somebody’s got to win, why not me….. It’s not over til it’s over…..It could happen…..I’m just asking for one measly vote….Oh yeah, the third thing is Vote for me.

The only shot Rick pooh has at getting any votes is to change his first name to Katy.    

Here is the rap singer he used for his campaign song which by the way sounds like

Little Ricky is really running to be President of the Confederacy.

I’m pretty sure he is this bonehead’s brother.

Between Perrydonah’s announcement and the Texas legislature deciding that college campuses full of young testosterone laden guys drinking lots of alcohol is a great place to have guns, I think it’s time for a little vacation.  I think I hear the call of the open road……or it maybe it's my sweetie telling me to get off the computer. 

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Flakes Of Friday

A collective “Thank You” from every comedian and late night talk show host was heard world wide as Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry yelled shotgun and jumped into the Republican Presidential Clown Car.  Ricky Pooh does have the distinction of being the first candidate under criminal indictment to enter the race. I understand his campaign slogan is going to be "Hey you elected Richard Nixon and he was a crook."  . 

Rick (I’m Not A Scientist, But I Am A Moron) Santorum thinks that the Pope should leave science to the people who know about science…politicians.  The Pope of course has a Master's degree in chemistry which means he is a scientist as opposed to little Ricky who majored in total stupidity with a minor in just plain dumb.

 

Rush (Big Mouth, Tiny Brain) Slimebough is convinced the media is giving all of this attention to Catilyn Jenner because the left, he says is interested in turning conservatives and Republicans into “the new weirdos, the new kooks,”  No Rush, you dumbass,  the conservatives and Republicans are “old weirdos and old kooks.”  There is absolutely nothing NEW about the GOP (Grumpy Old People).

The Republican Party is made up of old people with old ideas. They are the grumpy old man who lives down the street and is pissed off that he is the old man who lives down the street.  All they know to do is shout “keep off my grass” while shaking their wrinkled fist in the air.  They have no ideas, no solutions, no compassion and no empathy.  The only thing good about the Republican Party is that they are dying. Almost two million registered Republican voters will be dead before the 2016 election. 

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Mid-Week Blah Blahs

Don’t you just love the boneheads who think the answer to their problems is to secede? 

Then when a disaster strikes their chants of SECEDE turn into WE NEED!

South Carolina Senaterrible Lindsey (Dr. Doom, We’re All Gonna Die) Graham set the world record for the most negative, pessimistic, foreboding announcement speech ever made.  Little Lindsey said, the world is falling apart and he wanted to be President when it does.   Of course loopy Lindsey knows he hasn’t got a chance in hell of being President, but he just can’t pass up jumping on the money bandwagon like the other 113 Republican losers who are doing the same thing.

Just when you thought the NRA (Nefarious Rabid Assholes) couldn’t possibly do anything dumber.  It seems they are very upset that a mentally disabled or domestic abuser isn’t allowed to have guns.  I mean after all the second amendment doesn’t say anything about the mentally ill or wife beaters not being able to pack whatever kind of heat they want, especially when the little woman has burned the toast again.  It really gives a whole new meaning to “Gun Nut” when you think about it.  

 

 

 

Now that the Patriot Act is kaput, here is the question that is on everyone’s lips.  Does Tom ( My Balls Always Have Plenty Of Air) Brady still have to report to Guantanamo Bay?

 

Now that the Texas Legislature in all of their wisdom have decided to allow guns on college campuses, one might think about avoiding next year's University of Texas and Texas A&M shoot out. 

 

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