Will Rogers once said, “I never met a man I didn’t like.” Of course Will never met
- Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry
- Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott
- Ted (Pick Me, Pick Me) Cruz
- Mike (I Need A Job) Huckabee
- Jeb (At Least I’m Not Neil) Bush,
- Rick (I Should Be In A) Santorum
- Donald (All Mouth, No Brains) Trump
- Rand (My Mother Invented Fish Sticks) Paul
- Marco (I
Have A Sugar Daddy) Rubio
- George (I Have A Really Stupid Name) Pataki
- Ben (NutJobSurgeon) Carson
- Lindsey (If You Love War, Vote For Me) Graham
- Scott (Street) Walker
- Chris (I’ll Close That Bridge When I Get To It) Christie
- Bobby (Jihad) Jindal
- John (Even My Family Doesn’t Know Who I Am) Kasich
- Mitt (I Have More Money Than Trump) Romney
- John (Civil War Veteran) McCain
- John (It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To) Boehner
- Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert
- Bill (Wife Beater And America’s Bully) O’Reilly
- Sean (I’m A Bigger Asshole Than Bill) Hannity
- Rush (My Fifteen Minutes Are Up) Slimebaugh
Feel free to add to the list.
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Stay tuned for future adventures.
