Flakes Of Friday

A collective “Thank You” from every comedian and late night talk show host was heard world wide as Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry yelled shotgun and jumped into the Republican Presidential Clown Car.  Ricky Pooh does have the distinction of being the first candidate under criminal indictment to enter the race. I understand his campaign slogan is going to be "Hey you elected Richard Nixon and he was a crook."  . 

Rick (I’m Not A Scientist, But I Am A Moron) Santorum thinks that the Pope should leave science to the people who know about science…politicians.  The Pope of course has a Master's degree in chemistry which means he is a scientist as opposed to little Ricky who majored in total stupidity with a minor in just plain dumb.

 

Rush (Big Mouth, Tiny Brain) Slimebough is convinced the media is giving all of this attention to Catilyn Jenner because the left, he says is interested in turning conservatives and Republicans into “the new weirdos, the new kooks,”  No Rush, you dumbass,  the conservatives and Republicans are “old weirdos and old kooks.”  There is absolutely nothing NEW about the GOP (Grumpy Old People).

The Republican Party is made up of old people with old ideas. They are the grumpy old man who lives down the street and is pissed off that he is the old man who lives down the street.  All they know to do is shout “keep off my grass” while shaking their wrinkled fist in the air.  They have no ideas, no solutions, no compassion and no empathy.  The only thing good about the Republican Party is that they are dying. Almost two million registered Republican voters will be dead before the 2016 election. 

Stay tuned for future adventures.