Mid-Week Blah Blahs

Don’t you just love the boneheads who think the answer to their problems is to secede? 

Then when a disaster strikes their chants of SECEDE turn into WE NEED!

South Carolina Senaterrible Lindsey (Dr. Doom, We’re All Gonna Die) Graham set the world record for the most negative, pessimistic, foreboding announcement speech ever made.  Little Lindsey said, the world is falling apart and he wanted to be President when it does.   Of course loopy Lindsey knows he hasn’t got a chance in hell of being President, but he just can’t pass up jumping on the money bandwagon like the other 113 Republican losers who are doing the same thing.

Just when you thought the NRA (Nefarious Rabid Assholes) couldn’t possibly do anything dumber.  It seems they are very upset that a mentally disabled or domestic abuser isn’t allowed to have guns.  I mean after all the second amendment doesn’t say anything about the mentally ill or wife beaters not being able to pack whatever kind of heat they want, especially when the little woman has burned the toast again.  It really gives a whole new meaning to “Gun Nut” when you think about it.  

 

 

 

Now that the Patriot Act is kaput, here is the question that is on everyone’s lips.  Does Tom ( My Balls Always Have Plenty Of Air) Brady still have to report to Guantanamo Bay?

 

Now that the Texas Legislature in all of their wisdom have decided to allow guns on college campuses, one might think about avoiding next year's University of Texas and Texas A&M shoot out. 

 

Stay tuned for future adventures.