I'm Just Sayin'

I do hope responsible people will do the right thing and take down the Confederate flag where ever it flies, but I also want all of the ignorant racist-rednecks to keep wearing the flag on their T-shirts, gimmie-caps and displaying bumper stickers of the flag on their beat-up trashed-out pick-up trucks so we will know exactly who they are and what they stand for.

I get why TeaNut Republicans are so negative. When you walk around 24/7 with your head up their ass, you can only have a shitty view of the world.

Exactly how can a white person explain what it’s like to be a black person?

I keep seeing an ad on Facebook from the Uber people where I can earn up to a thousand dollars a week giving people rides in my car. I am pretty sure the gig is a getaway driver for bank robbers.

Finally a Bush speaks the truth.

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Flakey Friday the 13th

Ok guys, if you don’t want to end up like those seven dudes in a garage in Chicago in 1929, you had better get that wife, lover or sweetie a Valentine card or chocolate for tomorrow. I understand in Alabama when you buy candy or a valentine on this day you have to sign a statement saying it’s for the opposite sex or face jail time.

Of all the comments made in the media this week about Brian Williams lying about his experience in Iraq, I thought the one from Fox News was the best when they said, “What, you can’t lie on television?’ That is also the same thing they said to their being sued by the city of Paris for reporting that there were sections of Paris that had been taken over by Muslims. I’m pretty sure “Better call Saul” is the head of their legal department.

And these words came falling out of Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry’s mouth yesterday. "Texas has been criticized for having a large number of uninsured," he said, "but that's what Texans wanted”.  I wonder why he didn’t go on to say that Texans wanted to be in the bottom five states in education, and that we wanted to be dead last in voter turn out.

Sarah (Half Assed Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin was in Texas yesterday ranting a few words at a program entitled “How Women are Showing 21^st Century Leadership”.  If the program had been called “People Who Quit Things in the Middle of It”, then I could understand why they had this bonehead speak. 



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I'm Just Sayin'

Texas Attorney General Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott is suing President Obama for his executive action on immigration because he thinks that Congress should take care of this problem.  The problem with that is that Congress doesn’t take care of anything.  They are the most do-nothing Congress in history and now that the Republicans are going to be in charge you can expect that to continue. Of all the problems in America, here are few bills the Republicans wanted to pass last year.

Here is an example of future Senate Majority leader Head Kochhead Mitch (Duh, What Me Worry) McConnell’s constituents.

I find it amazing that this bunch of boneheads on Fox News blab on and on about race relations in this country.  

As if any of these people would have a clue to what it is like to be a black person in America.





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Pondering and Musing

As most of you know who peruse this little bit of fluff, I’m not a religious person, but I’m thinking that I may become a Clausian.  Well for the month of December at least.  The two names that pop up the most at this time of the year are Santa Claus and Jesus Christ.  Both are suppose to be keeping track of who has been good and who has been naughty. Here is the reason I’m thinking Clausian is for me.  People have been saying for two thousand years that Jesus was coming back to take everyone to Heaven, but he hasn’t showed up once.  On the other hand, Santa shows up every year like clock work with a sled full of goodies.

There once was a place in Austin called the Armadillo World Headquarters. I went there a number of times and never did see a single armadillo.

I have noticed that Fox News never has any stories about foxes although they do have a number of jackasses on the air.

In the NFL (Numerous Felons League) is the illegal horse-collar tackle only enforced when the Denver Broncos or Indianapolis Colts are playing?  Are the fans of the Seattle Seahawks, Arizona Cardinals, Philadelphia Eagles, Baltimore Ravens and Atlanta Falcons called bird watchers?

I have never heard the people on the Duck Dynasty TV show refer to Daffy, Donald, Huey, Dewey or Louie.  If KFC, Church’s, Popeye’s and Chic-fil-a were to merge, would they be called Cluck Dynasty?   



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TGIF

These Goons Ignore Facts.

Need I say more?


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Happy Hump Day

If this were dead-beat rancher Cliven (Cows Don’t Pay Taxes) Bundy, do you think all those bonehead militia jerks, Fox news blowhards and Tea Party morons would be raving about what a hero he is.  I don’t think so.  

The Boy Scouts of America have decided to close down a Seattle church troop for standing behind an openly gay leader, even after the organization revoked his membership.  I really can’t wrap my head around why they are so against gays.  It is an organization consisting only of boys and men hanging out together.  I mean it’s not Boys Scouting for Girls of America.

The Supreme Court has decided that lying in politics is ok.   Well sure, politics is just like liars poker.  The best liar wins.

Here is a fine example of your tax dollars at work. Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert thinks Congress should pass a resolution directing the Sergeant of Arms of Congress to arrest Attorney General Eric (I Have Always Been Black) Holder. Let’s see Louie, when did you assholes pass anything?  After all, you are the most do-nothing Congress in history.

Evidently there are a lot of dissenters out there over Pope John Paul George and Ringo II being declared a saint this Sunday.  Hey anybody that can have that many hits on Billboard’s top 100 is OK with me. 

Ray ( I Have the I.Q. of a Grapefruit) Moore, a Republican candidate for Lt. Governor of South Carolina said at Tea Party gathering that Christians should remove their children from public schools and have them home schooled.  This is an old Southern Tradition known as “don’t get above your raising’” which means keep your kids uneducated so that they don’t realize just how ignorant mom and dad really are. 

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An Open Letter to Cliven Bundy and All His Supporters at Fox News and in The Tea Party

Dear Boneheads,

It is obvious that you despise the Federal Government and appear to be looking up to the ideals of Government hater Timothy (I Kill Children) McVeigh.  So here is my suggestion. Since there really aren’t very many of you, I mean in the scheme of things out of the 360 million people who live in the United States, you so small in number that you are completely insignificant, you can all move to Clark County where the Bundy ranch is located. There is no need for you to be thinking of seceding from the USA because we are evicting you.  Clark county Nevada will no longer be a part of the United States therefore you will receive no federal funds of any kind.  No Medicare or Medicaid, Social Security, Federal aid or ranch and farm subsides, postal service or any other Federal aid or assistance. Of course anything you wish to sell to the United States will have to come under foreign trade laws.  Also there is no need to build a fence around Clark County, anyone caught coming to the United States will simply be deported back to Clark County like any other illegal immigrant.

Since you are simply a bunch of boneheads who have decided that you don’t have to live by the laws of the United States and not an actual country, we will act as if you do not exist. Have a happy carefree life.

Yours truly,

Rod Tanner.

    

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