Monday, December 30, 2013

A Fats Domino Day

I just saw where Gregg (Hell on Wheels) Abbott, who would like to be the next Governor, King of Texas, attended the Koch Brothers annual summit meeting in New Mexico.  I guess he was out there getting his marching orders and talking points together for the big run.  I understand the motto for his campaign is “Give em’ the Puppy Eyes but Lie Like a Dog.”


I guess we are the lucky ones.  It looks like little Teddy (LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME) Cruz is gearing up for a run at being President of the United States instead of Prime Minister of Canada.  Not only does little Teddy have a dual personality, Joe (I’m Making List and Checking Twice) McCarthy and Richard (I’m Not a Crook, I’m Just Stupid) Nixon, he has dual citizenship with Canada. He has an attorney checking into having his Canadian roots extracted. 



The holidays are rougher on some folks than others. A man in Illinois shot his CEO and then himself during a job review.  The local sheriff said,"All we know is something went wrong in the performance evaluation."  You think….?


I see where the A&E channel is reinstating Daffy Duck Dynasty leader Phil (I Think Ducks Are Gay, That’s Why I Kill Them) Robertson.  Evidently A&E stands for Assholes & Extremist. I wonder why Phil's brother Pat never has him as a guest on the 700 Club?  They sure think alike.


The Republicans rail on and on about government subsidies for the poor but then turn into Helen Keller when it comes to how much big business gets from the Government. A Bloomberg report has calculated that the top 10 US banks receive $83 billion a year in subsidies from the government and a NYT analysis of a Johnson Associates survey found that the top eight US banks set aside $91.44 billion for bonuses in 2013.  How big was your bonus this year?


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Saturday, December 28, 2013

Under The Weather



Hope everyone has had a good holiday.  It has been pretty sickly around here so another name change for a while. Sleepstilwell. 


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Monday, December 23, 2013

Happy Holidays


Boy it didn’t take long for the right wing-nut Christian conservative hypocrisy machine to come out swinging after ole Daffy Duck Dynasty leader Phil (Duck Dick Head) Robertson shot himself in the foot during an interview with GQ magazine.  They immediately went for the free speech angle. First of all I don’t think anyone tried to stop ole Phil from saying something stupid, so you can take your free speech bullshit and stick it. He has every right to say whatever dumb thing he wants to say, but it comes with a lot of consequences.

The first thing the Christian wackos ought to look at is that half of the crap ole Phil spouted is not in the bible. It was stupid stuff that originated in his tiny little bigoted brain.  I am pretty sure most of the right wing-nuts working the free speech thing didn’t take that angle with The Dixie Chicks.  Of course if I want to say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas, that’s not free speech, it’s blaspheme. 

The righteous ones always want to have it both ways.  After all, that’s one of the main tenets of Christianity.  If Christians say something that is offensive it’s ok, but if someone else says that person is offensive, it’s not ok.  If your ass gets saved, it’s because God saved you.  If your ass doesn’t get saved, it’s God’s will. Seems to me it’s kinda of a win-win deal for God.

It is pretty amazing to see all of the hate filled rants and death threats that are coming out of those Jesus loves you Christians.  All of this over a dumb tv show that is totally meaningless to anything in the world.  It is a half-hour of dumb rednecks with ZZ Top beards sitting around saying stupid things. This little episode is just reinforces my belief that religion is one of man’s most destructive inventions.




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Friday, December 20, 2013

All Goober, All The Time


Congressmoron Steve (I Could Be the Dumbest Person in Texas) Stockman has decided to run against incumbent Texas Senaterrible John (I’m So Conservative That I Even Hate Myself) Cornyn. Here is the really good part. Little Stevie wants John’s seat because he thinks Johnny is not conservative enough.  I’m still laughing. Cornyn makes Attila the Hun look like Mother Teresa.

The Houston Chronicle has been running a series of articles on Steve that names him as the defendant in multiple lawsuits. They also say he is associated with a number of different businesses that seem to exist only on paper.  Mr. Stockman is a better con man than Congressman.

It will be interesting to see how Steve fairs in a statewide election. The results of a recent survey in his district show that the only people who recognized his name were defense lawyers and debt collectors.

I’m sure Steve will be calling on his good buddy, draft dodger and washed-up rocker, Ted (My Gun Is a 45 and so Is My I.Q.) Nugent, to help him campaign. Both of these boneheads are transplanted Yankees from Michigan.  I think we should have extradition laws for situations like this.  I understand Steve’s high school class in Royal Oak, Michigan voted him most likely to be the most embarrassing person in their school history



The delegation that President Obama is sending to the Olympics in Russia is made up of Billie Jean King and another gay athlete.  Russian President Vladimir Putin-on-a-Show should get a big kick out of this. Mr. Putin, by the way, was quite well known before becoming the President of Russia.  I’m sure you remember his big hit in the 90’s, “I’m too sexy for my shirt.” 


This bonehead is so far in the closet, he probably knows the White Witch of Narnia personally. 




I understand A&E network is considering a name change for their number one show to "Daffy Duck Dynasty."


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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Holiday Tidbits


I really don’t get why the Christian conservatives are so upset with what they are calling the” War on Christmas.”  If the so called “War on Christmas” goes anything like the “War on Drugs.” Or “War on Poverty,” they have absolutely nothing to worry about.  Christmas seems to be bigger and better than ever if you go by the retail ads and Christmas decorations.   Mostly I think they just need something to bitch about.  I think maybe we should have a Season for Reason.


Actually I think all of this inane non-stop media crap began with the advent of 24 hour news channels.  The problem being there just isn’t 24 hours of news to report so they had to come up with something to talk about. So every little difference of opinion suddenly became news. What a waste of time and energy.


Speaking of news I just read where the author of the Anarchist Cookbook is saying to take his book out of print. It has supposedly sold more than two million copies. I am stunned. I have never heard of it and I watch the Food Channel all the time.



Boy, are blowhard Bill (I Am Not the Smartest Guy in the Room Even When I Am Alone) O’Really and Faux News bimbo Megyn (I Can’t Even Spell My Name) Kelly going to be pissed when they hear about this.  The Hilton Americas hotel in Houston has created a sculpture of Santa Claus for their lobby.  It was made completely out of a half-ton of DARK CHOCOLATE.


Harold (Hey, How About this Date?) Camping, the wacko preacher who kept predicting when the world would end has died.  Bummer, now we’ll never know when the world will end.  




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Monday, December 16, 2013

Lone Star Malaise


Lone Star malaise is a condition brought on by the combination of the Cowboys in Dallas, the Texans in Houston and the Politicians in Austin.

The Dallas Cowboys have the worse defense in the NFL and can’t stop anybody from scoring touchdowns.
The Houston Texans have the best defense in the NFL and can’t stop anybody from scoring touchdowns.
Texas has the worse politicians in the country and they keep winning elections.




Here we are wrapping up 2013 and all four of the Republican candidates for Lt. Governor of Texas would like for us to go back to 1713.  Dan (I Was a Sports Nut, but Now I’m a Religious Nut) Patrick, Jerry (I Have a Gun in My Boot and a Stick Up My Ass) Patterson, David (Double Dumb) Dewhurst and Todd (I Don’t Have a Clue) Staples all support the teaching of Creationism in public schools.  Creationism is a religious belief that was dreamed up in 1713 and three hundred years later still has zero scientific data to back it up.  If someone wants to brainwash their child at home with this crap, that is one thing; to teach it in public school is another.  I understand that all four also believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and trickle-down economics.


                                   This is the bonehead who wants to replace this bonehead.




Here are a few things that Gregg (Hell on Wheels) Abbott has done or supported this past year.
•    Turned a blind eye to cronyism allowing millions of dollars for cancer research to be misused
•    Threatened international election observers with arrest and prosecution
•    Supported new restrictive abortion laws and vowed to defend them in court
•    Opposed Medicaid expansion that would have provided health care to 1.4 million Texans
•    Defended the GOP's $5 billion cuts in Texas public school funding
•    Accepted an award from a bigot Dave Welch
•    Claimed "nobody in the state of Texas has done more to fight to help women than I have"
•    Thanked a supporter who called Senator Wendy Davis "retard barbie"
•    Claimed "no problems" caused by Voter ID in the 2013 election - when in fact there were many

Voting for this asshole is simply injecting more poison into the system. Voting for this lady is the antidote. .






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Friday, December 13, 2013

GOP...Gang of Pessimist



It is amazing how some people can be on the wrong side of every issue, every time, every day.  I am talking about Tea Bonehead Republicans.  Congress has actually come up with a budget deal and guess who is bitching and moaning about it? The Catholic Church has finally come up with a Pope who is trying to actually do the right thing and guess who has a negative opinion of him?  No matter what the question is or what the solution might be, they have one answer. NO, WE DON’T LIKE IT.  They never have an alternative solution, plan or answer, they just say no. They are self-centered obstructionist narrow-minded assholes and have the honor of being the most do-nothing Congress in history.  

Oh wait, they did do something. The Republicans in the Senate stayed up all night talking about nothing, do nothing and accomplishing nothing just to show the world that they were upset about the nuclear option that the Senate enacted recently. They were going to hold their breath until they turned blue but opted for a slumber party instead.


Congressmoron Loonie Louie (Single Digit I.Q.) Gohmert is at again. He got up on the floor of Congress and said that the reason we were having hurricanes and terrible weather conditions is because we don’t have the protection of God anymore. He says God is mad that we allow abortions. Hmmm, so God kills innocent women and children with hurricanes and such because we allow abortions. That Louie, he is a smart one isn’t he. I understand his high school class back in Mount Pleasant, Tx voted him most likely to say something really stupid.

Then there is the unemployed Presidential wantabe Rick (I Should Be In A) Santorum who was praising Nelson Mandela this week and tried to equate Obamacare with Apartheid. Wow, another real genius. I hear his high school class back in Mundelein, Ill voted him most likely to say something really offensive.


How about the World’s Grumpiest Old Man John (I Left My Brains in Vietnam) McCain who was upset that President Obama shook hands with Roul Castro.  This from the asshole who had his smiling picture made with terrorist in Libya.  His high school class in Alexandria, Va voted him most likely to say things that were totally irrelevant to anything.



I always thought Oklahoma’s motto, which they have on their license plates, was kinda dumb.  It is Oklahoma is OK.  Not Oklahoma is Great or Oklahoma is Super or Fantastic.  Well now I get it. It stands for Only Kooks. It seems that in their great wisdom the Oklahoma Republican controlled legislature passed a law allowing for religious monuments to be allowed on the Capitol grounds.  What they had in mind was putting up a monument of the Ten Commanments, but some folks beat them to the punch. A Satanist organization and the Hindus have applied for permits which have greatly upset all those fine intolerant Christians up there.  I am still laughing.




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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Light My Fire



I’m in deep trouble.  Oh it’s not that there aren’t any dumbass Tea Party politicians to talk about.  They are still spewing stupid hateful things by the mouthful.  Here is my problem, we are ten days away from the start of winter and I am already sick and tired of the cold. I guess I’m going to have to go into hibernation. Just go to bed and not get up until spring.  Come to think of it, that’s not a bad idea. Maybe bears have the right idea after all. I mean, I do like to sleep. I have all of my life.

A number of people have asked me in the last couple of years if I really do sleep til noon?  The answer is yes, quite a bit in fact. I have always been a night owl and I like to sleep late.  This of course has not always been something I have gotten to do as much as I would like but I will have to say I have always been fortunate to get in quite a lot more zzz’s than most folks.

Most of the things I have done through the years to make a living, I have been able to do on my schedule.  Thank God I have had very few 9 to 5 jobs in my working career. Even in my days in radio when I was doing the morning show, half the time I hadn’t gone to bed before going on the air and then would go home after the show and sleep all day. Most of my time spent in the music biz was in the night time hours.

But back to this cold weather stuff.  Mother Nature has drug her cold front through town way to early and stayed beyond her welcome.  When it gets below 70 I’m looking for a sweater.  So if you don’t hear from me for a while, it’s because I’m changing the name to sleepstilspring.  



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Friday, December 6, 2013

The Pinocchio Party



Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry hates ObamaCare so much he is costing the state of Texas about 7 billion (Yes, BILLION) dollars in federal money and health care for about 1.5 million people.  It seems Ricky Poo has decided rather than “serve the people,” he had rather “screw the people.”


The Tea Party folks ripped the sheet off their heads today and really showed their ass.  It seems that their leader Madhatter Teddy (I Have a Great Health Care Plan) Cruz posted praise about Nelson Mandela on his face book page and his supporters came unwound. They seemed to have forgotten their holier than thou Christian façade and spewed some really racist stuff on little Teddy.  

Senate Minority leader Mich (Who Does Nothing but Bitch) McConnell is still claiming that Obamacare is not working and is a catastrophic failure should check with some of the people from his state of Kentucky before shooting off his mouth.  Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear made a trip to Washington D.C. and told congress that it is working in Kentucky and the people think it is great.  He went on to say that it will generate over $15 billion dollars for Kentucky’s economy and create 17,000 new jobs.




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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Harrrump Day


We’ve made it through Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday and now we are at Worried Wednesday as in What the hell was I thinking.  Tuesday you were adding up the hundreds of dollars that you saved on your shopping spree and today you are adding up the thousands of dollars you would still have if you had just stayed home over the weekend and unplugged your computer on Monday.

But hey it’s the reason for the season. To really show someone how much you love them, you need to give really expensive gifts or at least gifts you can’t afford. It's right there in the Good Book. I’m talking about the retailers manual of course.  The absolute best way to show your love is to use a taser gun on someone to get that big screen TV you wanted and have the video run on national TV.


Wisconsin Governor Republican Scott ( Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie)  Walker has jumped into the season of giving with both feet.  Ole Scotty asked that his constituents stay home on Black Friday and instead give him money for his reelection. Those snotty nosed kids don’t need more toys; they need a Governor they can play with.


Speaking of kids and Governors, Maine Republican Governor Paul (Mr. Bounderby of Dickens Fame) LePage wants to loosen up the child labor laws.  He thinks 12 year olds should be in the work place. I had no idea there was a shortage of labor in the Maine sweatshops.


If your are in need of a good laugh, I suggest you read some of the reviews on Amazon of Sarah (Half-Assed Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin’s latest ghostwritten book, Good Tidings and Great Joy. 




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Monday, December 2, 2013

The Sound of Music




The holidaze is here.  You can see it in the glassy eyed look in people’s eyes. The sticker shocked expression on their faces and the nervous twitchy fingers from pulling out their credit cards multiple times a day.  Yes the season is in full bloom with 24 hours a day of Christmas music. 

The top selling Christmas album of the past ten years is by Kenny G.  No wonder I’m so depressed at this time of year. I am always stunned that the music business has only figured out how to capitalize on one holiday of the year……Christmas. 

There are lots of other holidays through out the year and I would have thought that some greedy, fast-talking record sleazebag would have come up with a way to sell more crappy music to the masses by now.  Of course most of the big record labels are still trying to understand that new fangled technology known as the internet. A lot of the boneheads who run the music business are still listening to 8-track tapes if that gives you any indications of just how creative they are.  

Anyway after many hours of research I have compiled a list of songs for every holiday.  As you can see Christmas is the champ.

New Years……….  1 song…   One Kiss Led To Another

Valentine Day  ….1 song…   Roses Are Red

St. Patricks Day… 3 songs   There’s A Tear In My Beer…. Beer Drinkin’ Song…  Pop A Top

Memorial Day……. 1 song….  War (What’s It Good For)

Fourth Of July……. 1 song….  Born In The U.S.A

Labor Day………….. 1 song….  Having My Baby

Halloween………….. 1 song….  Monster Mash

Thanksgiving……….1 song…  Thank God and Greyhound, She’s Gone.


Christmas…………….15 songs an hour, 24 hours of the day, for 45 days on every radio station and every mall or store in the USA.



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Friday, November 29, 2013

Black Friday

After seeing some of the brawls take place in retail stores around the country I understand that they are thinking of changing the name to Black & Blue Friday.  Of course the real blue comes on Blue Monday. That’s when the overwhelming depression of overspending crushes the bargain shopping high of Black Friday. 


Executive Director Larry (Small Penis, Big Gun) Pratt of Gun Owners of America recently warned unarmed Americans that he had found firearms in the Bible, and that he was sure it was proof that God was "judging" unarmed Americans and "blessing" the gun owners.  I believe it was in the Gospels of Remington. He didn’t say where you could find the 2nd Amendment in the Bible, but I’m sure it is in there somewhere.  

I do believe that East Texas does have the most churches per square mile than any other place in the country.  I think every third building is a church.  You would think that Jesus was from around here.  Anyway I spotted one the other day that had the motto “Where people come to life.”  Wow, a church for zombies.


Congress is well on the way to becoming the least productive Congress in modern history and I have full faith that they will achieve this dubious honor.  This little note needs to be tacked on every one of their office doors. 










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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Big Bird Day

Well are almost to that special day of year when we get together with family and friends and gather in a circle holding hands. It’s a time to have a song in our heart and be light on our feet and it’s coming up this week  I’m talking National Square Dance Day.  We can swing our partners and “Dosado” til our hearts are content. It’s "Allemande Left” and “To hell with the right,”  plus it’s great exercise and fun for the whole family.  Remember the family that square dances together, sashays together.  It is the one time in your life that you can be there and be square.

Of course there is another special day coming up this week.  It’s Black Friday.  I just learned Friday after Thanksgiving is called Black Friday because it is the biggest shopping day of the year.  Wow, I always thought it was called that because after a horrible, awkward, sit-down dinner with your extremely dysfunctional family, you'd spent the next 12 hours slamming down tequila shots and beer backs.

In 1621, the Plymouth colonists and the Wampanoag Indians shared an autumn harvest feast that is acknowledged today as one of the first Thanksgiving celebrations in the colonies.  This is so weird because my first recollection of Thanksgiving is when I was either 16 or 21, (I’m not sure) and waking up in the back seat of a Plymouth with my girl friend Wampanoag after a night of  slamming corn mash whiskey and listening to the Cleveland Indians on the radio.

I thought now would be a good time to start thinking about all those things that I am thankful for.


1.  I am not a turkey or a pig. (I always thought it was better to eat than be eaten.)

2.  I am not the Mayor of Toronto.

3.  I am not a member of any political party or religious organization.

4. I am not the coach of the Houston Texans.

5. I am not related to Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Gregg Abbott, Rick Perry or any of the Kardashians.



                    But mostly I’m thankful that I get to sleep till noon a lot. 



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Monday, November 25, 2013

Birds of a Feather


On the left is crack smoking Mayor of Toronto Rob (Hey I was Drunk) Ford and on the right is crack smoking chairman of a U.K. bank Paul (Hey I was Bored) Flowers. I am pretty sure they share a family gene.


On the left is Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry who thinks he raised his I.Q a few points by adding glasses and on the right is Rick’s clone, only sleazier, Texas Attorney General Gregg (Hell on Wheels) Abbott, the Mad Hatter of the Texas Tea Party.


On the left is the evil Mr. Burns of  The Simpson’s fame and on the right is Congressmoron Looney Louie (I’m as Stupid as I Look) Gohmert  who is a real life cartoon character.   



On the left is Sarah (Half-Assed Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin and on the right is Linda (Let Me Kiss It and Make It Better) Lovelace, porn star of Deep Throat fame. They both seem to have an oral fixation. 



'Delivery Man' debunked: Not just any guy can be a sperm donor 
Bill Briggs NBC News
This was the headline on MSNBC news over the weekend.  Note to Bill.  It’s a movie dumbass, not a documentary.   They just made it up. Why don’t you do some real investigative reporting?




A 13 year old boy in Dallas shot his 5 year old brother yesterday. The boy was not killed but is listed in serious condition.  I’m not sure if they were arguing over the second amendment or whether the 13 year old was exercising his “stand your ground” rights.



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Friday, November 22, 2013

Friday Follies

I saw a sign for a club in town that said, “Live DJ on Saturday nights”.  I’m assuming that on the other nights of the week they have a dead DJ.


Congressmoron Paul (We Need to Get Rid of All the Poor People) Ryan is at it again. He believes the biggest problem for poor people is the existence of government programs that give them money and health care.  He wants to cut all of these programs.  He went on to say,” Spiritual redemption: That’s what saves people.”  In other words, pray that you don’t get sick or starve to death. I’m not sure what section of the Bible says it is a sin to be poor but it must be in there somewhere.



I wonder who George (Quick Draw) Zimmerman is going to kill next and not if, but when.


Here is a real oxymoron for ya.  Texas Board of Education.


OMG, the Senate invoked the “Nuclear Option” on confirming nominees.  How will we ever live through it?  At least that’s what the media wants us to think.  What a crock, you can’t get the politics more polarized than what they are now and maybe, just maybe they can get a little business done.    


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Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Some Things To Ponder


Why do they have judges on Dancing with the Stars?

Why haven’t the Cheney family been invited to be on Family Fued?

Why are mega-church’s exempt from paying taxes?

Why do today’s Republican wackos repeatedly invoke Ronald Reagan's name when slamming President Obama and today’s policies?


•    Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.

•    Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.

•    Reagan supported gun control.

•    Reagan raised the debt ceiling 18 times.

•    32 convictions in his administration during 8 years.

•    HUD Scandal 16 convictions   8 billion in taxpayer money lost
•    Ira-Contra scandal 14 convictions

•    S & L scandal over a trillion taxpayer dollars lost

•    Supply side (voodoo) economics.

•    130 separate investigations against the Defense dept contractors.

•    Record deficts.

•    And of course the decisions made by Nancy’s astrologer

They have freed the San Antonio 4 but what about the Indianapolis 500?




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Monday, November 18, 2013

Halloween Maybe Over but There Are Still Some Scary People Out There


There has been a lot of talk over the last couple of years about the 1% and the 99%, the growing gap between the rich and the rest of us, but there is another percentage group that I think is a much bigger deal. That is the 9%.  If you are wondering who the 9% are, I’m going to tell you. I’m not exactly sure who they are but they are a really scary bunch.  They are the ones who think that Congress is doing a good job. 91% of Americans think that Congress is doing a lousy job, include me in this group, and then somewhere scattered around America there are the 9% who think everything is just fine. Do these boneheads live under a rock? Are they like cicada’s who only come out every 17 years?  Are they members of Al Qaeda or some other anti-American organization?

What is really scary is that I think they probably look like everyone else.  They could be the guy standing next to you in the grocery line or the woman in front of you at the post office.  Of course the upside is that at 9% you probably have a better chance of meeting a lottery winner than one of these goobers.

Another scary group around is folks who claim to be members of the Tea Party (aka Kochroaches).  They consist of low intelligence, highly intolerant, gun totting, scripture spewing assholes. The one good thing about these boneheads is that they are fairly easy to recognize.   

And then there are those humps who work at Rupert (I Hear What You’re Saying Because I Tapped Your Phone) Murdoch’s Faux News Channel. They scored a double whammy this week as the latest survey shows that the average age and I.Q. of their viewers is the same….65.


Former NFL quarterback Donovan McBad said yesterday that Jimmy Johnson was not an athlete.  Jimmy who won his sixth Championship title yesterday and is one of the greatest race car drivers ever trains by running triathlons.  I doubt if Donnie can spell triathlon.

 Former Illinois Gov. Rod (Hair-Brained) Blagojevich is headed back to court next month to appeal his corruption conviction.  I understand he is going to tell the judge he was a simply a victim of a really bad hair day. 













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Friday, November 15, 2013

Laughter Is The Best Medicine....Unless You're Sick.


Somebody told Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry that he need to change his image after last year’s Presidential run where he looked like a dufus, so he got himself a pair of black horn rimmed glasses.




Now he looks like a dufus with glasses.



Texas Senaterrible Ted (The Liar King) Cruz in an interview with Chris Wallace in front of a live audience said that he was against the government shut down which got a big round of laughs. I think maybe little Teddy is thinking of a career change to stand up comic.



Texas Attorney General Gregg (I Really Want to be King) Abbott who is now wanting to roll into the Governor’s office has released his campaign platform.  It does not contain one positive thing for any Texan. According to Texas Monthly “The Abbott proposals do not build one highway, they do not educate one child, they do not improve the health of one community. Abbott is doubling down on the tea party agenda.”  I doubt if ole Gregg saw the article since he gets all of his information out of “The Weekly Reader.”



The roll out of the new PlayStation 4 has been plagued with problems and I haven’t heard one complaint about it from the Republicans. I’m telling ya these boneheads don’t care about the important stuff.


House Speaker John (The Town Cryer) Boehner said yesterday that President Obama was wrecking the best health care delivery system in the world. My first thought when I read this is how is Obama wrecking the Canadian Health Care system, then I realized that he was talking about our health care system.

I think maybe John should do a little research before shooting his mouth off. Two different studies out this week show a very different picture.  These studies by the way go back 15 years or longer.  They show that Americans pay more per capita for health care than any other industrialized country in the world and we are sicker, die younger and are very unhappy with our system. I’m pretty sure Bonehead was talking about his health care plan which is first class and paid for by all of us taxpayers. 
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