Monday, November 25, 2013
Birds of a Feather
On the left is crack smoking Mayor of Toronto Rob (Hey I was Drunk) Ford and on the right is crack smoking chairman of a U.K. bank Paul (Hey I was Bored) Flowers. I am pretty sure they share a family gene.
On the left is Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry who thinks he raised his I.Q a few points by adding glasses and on the right is Rick’s clone, only sleazier, Texas Attorney General Gregg (Hell on Wheels) Abbott, the Mad Hatter of the Texas Tea Party.
On the left is the evil Mr. Burns of The Simpson’s fame and on the right is Congressmoron Looney Louie (I’m as Stupid as I Look) Gohmert who is a real life cartoon character.
On the left is Sarah (Half-Assed Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin and on the right is Linda (Let Me Kiss It and Make It Better) Lovelace, porn star of Deep Throat fame. They both seem to have an oral fixation.
'Delivery Man' debunked: Not just any guy can be a sperm donor
Bill Briggs NBC News
This was the headline on MSNBC news over the weekend. Note to Bill. It’s a movie dumbass, not a documentary. They just made it up. Why don’t you do some real investigative reporting?
A 13 year old boy in Dallas shot his 5 year old brother yesterday. The boy was not killed but is listed in serious condition. I’m not sure if they were arguing over the second amendment or whether the 13 year old was exercising his “stand your ground” rights.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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Gregg Abbott,
Linda Lovelace,
Louie Gohmert,
Mr Burns,
Paul Flowers,
Rick Perry,
Rob Ford,
Sarah Palin
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