Somebody told Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry that he need to change his image after last year’s Presidential run where he looked like a dufus, so he got himself a pair of black horn rimmed glasses.
Texas Senaterrible Ted (The Liar King) Cruz in an interview with Chris Wallace in front of a live audience said that he was against the government shut down which got a big round of laughs. I think maybe little Teddy is thinking of a career change to stand up comic.
Texas Attorney General Gregg (I Really Want to be King) Abbott who is now wanting to roll into the Governor’s office has released his campaign platform. It does not contain one positive thing for any Texan. According to Texas Monthly “The Abbott proposals do not build one highway, they do not educate one child, they do not improve the health of one community. Abbott is doubling down on the tea party agenda.” I doubt if ole Gregg saw the article since he gets all of his information out of “The Weekly Reader.”
The roll out of the new PlayStation 4 has been plagued with problems and I haven’t heard one complaint about it from the Republicans. I’m telling ya these boneheads don’t care about the important stuff.
House Speaker John (The Town Cryer) Boehner said yesterday that President Obama was wrecking the best health care delivery system in the world. My first thought when I read this is how is Obama wrecking the Canadian Health Care system, then I realized that he was talking about our health care system.
I think maybe John should do a little research before shooting his mouth off. Two different studies out this week show a very different picture. These studies by the way go back 15 years or longer. They show that Americans pay more per capita for health care than any other industrialized country in the world and we are sicker, die younger and are very unhappy with our system. I’m pretty sure Bonehead was talking about his health care plan which is first class and paid for by all of us taxpayers.
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Stay tuned for future adventures.
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