I'm Just Sayin'

I’m really confused over this Trump thing.  All I see are articles about how Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump is going to ruin the Republican Party.  Did I miss something here?   Wasn’t it Republicans who have made him the nominee?  

After all folks, Fox News, hate talk radio and the Republican Party have been building and cultivating these racist, misogynistic, bigoted morons for over a decade and now that these same morons have found a candidate that they like, the party is all aghast. Boy that Karma can sure bite you in the ass sometime.  

Maine Governor Paul (Certified Asshole) Le Page wants to have a job in the Trump administration if he gets elected President King.  Pinhead Paul who has a reputation for being a offensive buffoon would fit right in nicely.  Most of Looney LePage’s vetos have been overturned so I think he is wanting to go somewhere he can be rejected on a national level.




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Monday Soap Box

I really didn’t think that any Governor could top Texas Governor Gregg (Hell-On-Wheels) Abbott for being a total asshole, but I was wrong.  Republican Governor Paul (Total Asshole) LePage of Maine is clearly a contender.  Peccant Paul vetoed a bipartisan bill that would have allowed pharmacists to dispense an effective anti-overdose drug.  He gave this reason for vetoing it, “Naloxone does not truly save lives; it merely extends them until the next overdose,”  And there you have it,  another compassionate Republican at work. Fortunately lawmakers voted unanimously to override his veto.

Once again I am reminded that I live in the midst of Red-neck, Right-Wing Republican, Religious Wackos.  Lufkin City Councilman Mike (I Come From A Family Of) Hicks plans to introduce an anti-transgender bathroom ordinance in response to Target’s announced restroom policy.  Little Mikey said, “it is the likely impersonation of transgender for criminal purposes that is worrying."  As far as I can tell, there has never been a police report anywhere in the United States of a man putting on a wig and dress so he could go into a ladies restroom to molest children, but I do have to say it seems to me that there are thousands of assholes like Mike out there impersonating Christians.

But on the plus side, I have as my partner in crime and cohort in life, one of the most creative people on the planet.  She is a great artist and wonderful writer and you don’t have to take my word for it because you can check it out right here.


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Harrrump Day

We’ve made it through Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday and now we are at Worried Wednesday as in What the hell was I thinking.  Tuesday you were adding up the hundreds of dollars that you saved on your shopping spree and today you are adding up the thousands of dollars you would still have if you had just stayed home over the weekend and unplugged your computer on Monday.

But hey it’s the reason for the season. To really show someone how much you love them, you need to give really expensive gifts or at least gifts you can’t afford. It's right there in the Good Book. I’m talking about the retailers manual of course.  The absolute best way to show your love is to use a taser gun on someone to get that big screen TV you wanted and have the video run on national TV.

Wisconsin Governor Republican Scott ( Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie)  Walker has jumped into the season of giving with both feet.  Ole Scotty asked that his constituents stay home on Black Friday and instead give him money for his reelection. Those snotty nosed kids don’t need more toys; they need a Governor they can play with.

Speaking of kids and Governors, Maine Republican Governor Paul (Mr. Bounderby of Dickens Fame) LePage wants to loosen up the child labor laws.  He thinks 12 year olds should be in the work place. I had no idea there was a shortage of labor in the Maine sweatshops.

If your are in need of a good laugh, I suggest you read some of the reviews on Amazon of Sarah (Half-Assed Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin’s latest ghostwritten book, Good Tidings and Great Joy. 




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