The Dallas Cowboys have the worse defense in the NFL and can’t stop anybody from scoring touchdowns.
The Houston Texans have the best defense in the NFL and can’t stop anybody from scoring touchdowns.
Texas has the worse politicians in the country and they keep winning elections.
Here we are wrapping up 2013 and all four of the Republican candidates for Lt. Governor of Texas would like for us to go back to 1713. Dan (I Was a Sports Nut, but Now I’m a Religious Nut) Patrick, Jerry (I Have a Gun in My Boot and a Stick Up My Ass) Patterson, David (Double Dumb) Dewhurst and Todd (I Don’t Have a Clue) Staples all support the teaching of Creationism in public schools. Creationism is a religious belief that was dreamed up in 1713 and three hundred years later still has zero scientific data to back it up. If someone wants to brainwash their child at home with this crap, that is one thing; to teach it in public school is another. I understand that all four also believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and trickle-down economics.
Here are a few things that Gregg (Hell on Wheels) Abbott has done or supported this past year.
• Turned a blind eye to cronyism allowing millions of dollars for cancer research to be misused
• Threatened international election observers with arrest and prosecution
• Supported new restrictive abortion laws and vowed to defend them in court
• Opposed Medicaid expansion that would have provided health care to 1.4 million Texans
• Defended the GOP's $5 billion cuts in Texas public school funding
• Accepted an award from a bigot Dave Welch
• Claimed "nobody in the state of Texas has done more to fight to help women than I have"
• Thanked a supporter who called Senator Wendy Davis "retard barbie"
• Claimed "no problems" caused by Voter ID in the 2013 election - when in fact there were many
Voting for this asshole is simply injecting more poison into the system. Voting for this lady is the antidote. .
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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