Last Hump Of The Year

The year that was.

The Republican Party stayed with their motto.

No Policies

No Solutions

No Candidates

Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump has replaced the Confederate Flag as the symbol of racism and has proved without a doubt that racism and bigotry are alive and well in America. Trump wants to “Take America Back”…actually back to 1950, with his campaign, “Make America Hate Again”

His town hall meetings have been described as a proctologist's dream…assholes by the hundreds.

Jeb (At Least I’m Not Neil) Bush proved that his little brother George Warmonger Bush doesn’t have a lock on dumb.  Jeb even tried the “Prince Plan” to try improving his campaign by changing his last name to an exclamation point.

The boys in the black robes brought out the hypocrites with their ruling on same-sex marriage.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Friday's Soap Box

It is apparent that all TeaNut religious wacko Republicans take the Hypocrite oath. That is “Always say one thing and do another.”   Look at all of the bonehead politicians who ranted and whined about the Pope talking about climate change, but it is okay for them to bring religion into everything they talk about.

They talk about how we must save those poor little defenseless fetuses, but cut food stamps for actual children who don’t have enough to eat. They rave on about the importance of traditional marriage and then get divorced 4 or 5 times and have affairs. They love the Constitution right up until it doesn’t give them an excuse to be a racist or bigot and then they want to change it.  They love the Bible until the same thing happens.   

They all claim to be Pro-Life, but love the death penalty and are for war.  They are all for the rule of law until they don’t like the law. Kim (Homophobic Hick) Davis and Cliven (Deadbeat) Bundy are their poster kids on this one.  They don’t believe in climate change, but believe the earth is less than ten thousand years old. 

One of their main mantras is what a terrible President Obama has been.  Let’s take a look at that.

Of course they know better than to bring up George Warmonger Bush, well most of them, evidently Jeb (At Least I’m Not Neil) Bush didn’t get that memo, so they go to their patron saint Ronald (Bad Actor, Worse President) Reagan.  Let’s see how little Ronnie holds up.

Too bad they didn’t listen to this guy. .

By the way, I understand the video clip that snarly Carly (I Can Run Any Business Into The Ground) Fiorina was talking about during the last Republican debacle was actually a clip from “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”   

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Harrarumph Day

Hump of the week.

Kentucky County Clerk Kim (Homophobic Hick) Davis has refused to issue marriage license to same sex couples wanting to get married.  She filed a law suit asking that she be allowed to not issue the license because it went against her religious beliefs.

Little Kimmy believes in the traditional marriage of one man, one woman…as many times as you want. She is working on number four and counting.   It took the Supreme Court one day to come up with a decision.  They said their belief was that she could either do her job or get another one.

I understand that Rowan County Kentucky where Kim is clerk is so conservative that the public swimming pool has this sign.

More information on the new content in the recently revised text books that were approved by the Republican led board of education that is being used in Texas schools this year. .

The fall of the Alamo was due to President Obama not securing the Texas border.

The first line of the Constitution now reads, “We the white Christians of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect church, establish our kind of justice, pander to the lowest common denominator, promote general warfare against whoever doesn’t think like us, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Christianity.” 

During the Vietnam War, George W. Bush did uncover work for the C.I.A posing as a draft dodger.

Darth (I Really Am A Dick) Cheney has declined to endorse Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump at this time.  I understand Darth is waiting to see if The Don wants him to be his Vice-President and engineer a plan to invade Iran under false pretenses. .  

Stay tuned for future adventures.

The Hits Just Keep Coming

South Carolina State Represenitive TeaNut Republican Michael (I Really Am The) Pitts did his best last week to keep the legislators from voting to remove the Confederate flag.  Little Mikey introduced 25 amendments to the bill in an effort to shut down the system. Of course all he accomplished was to waste a lot people’s time.  I wonder how much this bonehead could have accomplished if he had spent that time and energy writing bills and amendments that could actually be positive for his fellow South Carolinians.   

The most arrogant statement of last week goes to Jeb (At Least I’m Not Neil) Bush.  This asshole who has never hit a lick a snake as far I as I can tell and has an estimated wealth of between 19 and 21 million dollars said that workers need to work longer. I doubt if this bonehead can spell work.

Texas Senaterrible Rafael (I Don’t Have A Clue) Cruz wants the New York Times to apologize for not putting his book, A Time For Truth, on their best seller list.  The Times said they were simply doing what his book title implied by saying that it is not a best seller when you are the one buying all of the books.  

Wisconsin Governor Scott (Street) Walker is climbing on board the Republican Presidential Hindenburg. I believe his name tag will have 116 on it.  Scott could be the second Presidential candidate to be indicted by grand jury of a crime by debate time, joining Rick (All Hair, Not Brains) Perry.  Prosecutors presented documents last week that accuse little Scotty of being the center of a criminal scheme.   

There has been quite the controversy over George Warmonger Bush taking money to give a speech to wounded war veterans. It was a fundraiser for “Helping A Hero”, a Texas based charity.  As much as I can’t stand “Warmonger”, I don’t blame him for taking the money, but the real conversation should be about who was the idiot who wanted this bonehead who started the wars they were wounded in to talk to them and who was the asshole who approved the money?

Donald ( Hair-Brained) Rump seems to have a problem with numbers. I don’t think little Donny actually went to school, I believe his daddy bought it for him, but if he did, he certainly failed math.

Recently he said that there were 34 million illegal aliens in the country.  The estimate is closer to 11 million. Then over the week-end he said that the crowd he drew in Phoenix was over 20,000.  Wrong, the arena it was held in only holds 4100 people.  And of course his biggest numerical mistake is claiming that his I.Q. is over 40. The Don went on to tell the crowd that, "we're going to take the country back." Yes back to 1950 or possibly 1850.  Someone needs to tell little Donny that backward is never the right direction. 

Stay tuned for future adventures.

More Ramblings From A Deranged Mind

Today is National Blah, Blah, Blah Day.  Supposedly the intent of this day is to do all the projects that people have been on your case to get done. To those people I say BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Personally I have always been a “Do it yourself” person.  I have told many folks in my life time, “Hey, if you want that done, then you do it.”

I understand that the NSA (Nosey Security Agency) is changing their name to Securing All National Telecommunications of Americans (SANTA).  They thought folks wouldn’t be so upset when they heard SANTA was making a list of those who had been naughty and who had been nice and checking it twice.  

The Tennessee House of Represenitives voted this week to make The Bible the state book.  I understand they also voted to make “Jesus Loves you” the state song.  

Former faux President George Warmnger Bush actually said this while giving a speech in Chicago this week.  “Jeb Bush’s candidacy has a problem, me.”  When Dick (I Really Am A Dick) Cheney was asked about “W’s” remark, he said, “I take full responsibility for that.  I wasn’t there to tell him what to say.”

Louisiana legislature is sending a message to the state of Indiana. The message is “Hey we’re even dumber than you.”  They are considering a new “Let’s make Christianity the only religion” law similar to Indiana. Governor Bobby (Jihad) Jindal said he had heard all of the controversy over the Indiana law being a vague discrimination law and that their law would not receive that criticism.  He went on to say there is absolutely nothing vague about their law.

Today is also the day after my birthday and I want to thank all of the fine folks who took the time to wish me a happy birthday. 




Stay tuned for future adventures.

More Bubbles From My Soapbox

I am pissed off at Brian Williams and the reason why is that I like Brian and he did something really stupid.  The thing about it is that you can’t defend it because he certainly shouldn’t have done it but it seems the amount of criticism coming from mostly the media seems a little out of whack.

Brian told one lie which really was simply a embellishment of a true story to make himself look good.  No one was hurt, nobody got slandered or defamed, except himself. Where on the other hand George Warmonger Bush, Dick (I Really Am a Dick) Cheney, and Donald (I’m Not The Smartest Guy In The Room Even When I Am The Only Guy In The Room) Dumbsfield according to a recent study lied 935 times about Iraq.   

Punditfactof found that Fox News lies about 72% of the time and Bill (America’s Blowhard Bully) O’Reilly once told people on a book tour of his combat experience when the truth is the asshole never served in the military.

Then there are the millions of parents who lie to their kids about Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

36 Senators from the “Just Say No” party found that occasionally they can say yes…Well when there is money involved.  A report just released shows that the Koch brothers paid an average of $250,000 to the Senators who said yes to the Keystone Pipeline and only $22,000 to the ones who voted no.  And the number one Kochhead is Texas Senaterrible John (Not Only Is My Gun Concealed, But So Is My Integrity) Cornyn who received a little over one million dollars from the Koch Bros to say yes on the Keystone Pipeline.  

This is a project that will benefit only the Koch bros.  It will transfer oil from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico to be exported to the rest of the world.   Not a drop stays here, well, only the hundreds of gallons that will run out into U.S. soil during a leak, and it will only employ 35 to 50 permanent jobs.  

More news from the state whose motto is Oklahoma Is Okie Dopey.  Congressmoron Dan (I’m An Okie And I’m Dopey) Fisher has introduced legislation to ban Advanced Placement U.S. History class. Little Danny thinks the course teaches “what is bad about America.”  I am pretty sure he doesn’t want those little Okies to hear about the Tulsa race riots of 1921 where an estimated 10,000 blacks were left homeless, 6,000 were arrested, 35 city blocks were destroyed by fire and up to 300 were killed.  You see all of this has been left out of Oklahoma’s history books.


Stay tuned for future adventures.

Flakey Friday

 More than 56,000 people have signed a “Draft Mitt” petition.  I would be willing to bet they are all Democrats.  I would love for this bonehead to run again.  

An atheist told me he had positive proof that there was no God.  He said Dick (I Really Am A Dick) Cheney has had five heart attacks and is still alive.

 

I understand there is a new “I Miss George Bush” page on Facebook.  So far it has one like. Halliburton.

Speaking of “W”, the History News Network asked American historians from the nation’s top research universities and liberal arts colleges to grade the presidency of George Warmonger Bush.  Sixty-four historians responded of which over half rated his presidency an outright failure.

And the icing on the cake, a poll last week found that even 74% of newly insured Republican voters like their health coverage under Obamacare.

The Republicans have voted to have some work done on the Statue of Liberty

 

With the new inscription “To the tired, poor and huddled masses….Up Yours.

I don’t know why there is so much being made of Pope Frankie the Sissy saying that the priest no longer have to be celibate.  According the multitudes of lawsuits all over the world, they have been having sex for years.

 

Texas Congressmoron Louie ( I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert is still ranting  about the children crossing the border.  He went on the House floor to read Webster’s definition of “Invasion” I can think of a few other “I” words that are more associated with Looney Louie. Idiot, ignoramus, ill-advised, ill-bred, imbecile, immoral, impetuous, impious, impolite, improper, impure, inaccurate, inane, incapable, incendiary, incoherent, indolent, ineffective, inefficient, inexcusable, inferior, ingrate, innocuous, insane, insensible, insincere, insolent, inept, insulting, inappropriate, invidious, irrelevant and irresponsible.

And of course there is irony.  As in

 

Even though Looney Louie is the actual person, Mr Burns is the one with the actual brain.

 Stay tuned for future adventures.

 

Hero To Zero

Has John (Civil War Veteran) McCain slipped into the early stages of dementia and nobody has the balls to say so?  There was a time when I had a lot of respect for John.  Of course that was pre-Palin and before he turned into the Uni-bomber.  John’s foreign policy consists of “Bomb the hell out of them.”  Yeah, like that worked for the Germans in WWII and us in Vietnam.

John has been jumping up and down for Obama to bomb the Sunni insurgents who are causing all of the trouble in Iraq.  Seems John has a little egg on his face today as a picture of John with these insurgents in 2013 has surfaced.    

 

Sometimes those little photo opts can turned into photo oops.

I had even let him off the hook for the Keating scandal because I thought he had been duped into being part of it.  Now I get it that I was duped and he was up to his eyeballs in that crap.  I never would have thought I would say this but I believe the world would be a better place if we had left his dumb ass in Vietnam.

So Dick (I Really Am a Big Dick) Cheney thinks that Obama has been wrong on everything since he took office. Let’s see, the DOW was down around 7000, hundreds of thousands of people were losing their jobs and unemployment was around 10% when Obama took over the office from George Warmoner Bush.  Compare that to today’s unemployment rate of around 6.3 and the DOW being over 16,000, I would say ole Dickhead is the one that is wrong. 

When you take in the fact that George Warmonger Bush and Darth Cheney inherited a budget surplus from Clinton and blew it in a couple of years, not to mention they started two unnecessary wars that has cost us billions of dollars and thousands of lives, I would say that makes Bush/Cheney the BIG winners in the "getting everything wrong" category.  Slick Dick really needs to slither back under his rock in Wyoming and stay there.  At least “W” has enough sense to stay in his room and paint cats.

And speaking of wrong on everything, which pretty much sums up the Republican Party, think about this. They are wrong on immigration, climate change, helping students out from under terrible debt from student loans that charge mob interest, helping veterans, removing voter rights and wanting to send troops back into Iraq.  That's what I consider wrong on everything.

Stay tuned for future adventures.