More Ramblings From A Deranged Mind

Today is National Blah, Blah, Blah Day.  Supposedly the intent of this day is to do all the projects that people have been on your case to get done. To those people I say BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Personally I have always been a “Do it yourself” person.  I have told many folks in my life time, “Hey, if you want that done, then you do it.”

I understand that the NSA (Nosey Security Agency) is changing their name to Securing All National Telecommunications of Americans (SANTA).  They thought folks wouldn’t be so upset when they heard SANTA was making a list of those who had been naughty and who had been nice and checking it twice.  

The Tennessee House of Represenitives voted this week to make The Bible the state book.  I understand they also voted to make “Jesus Loves you” the state song.  

Former faux President George Warmnger Bush actually said this while giving a speech in Chicago this week.  “Jeb Bush’s candidacy has a problem, me.”  When Dick (I Really Am A Dick) Cheney was asked about “W’s” remark, he said, “I take full responsibility for that.  I wasn’t there to tell him what to say.”

Louisiana legislature is sending a message to the state of Indiana. The message is “Hey we’re even dumber than you.”  They are considering a new “Let’s make Christianity the only religion” law similar to Indiana. Governor Bobby (Jihad) Jindal said he had heard all of the controversy over the Indiana law being a vague discrimination law and that their law would not receive that criticism.  He went on to say there is absolutely nothing vague about their law.

Today is also the day after my birthday and I want to thank all of the fine folks who took the time to wish me a happy birthday. 




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Much Ado About Very Little

There is no doubt that the roll out of the Healthcare website is a total fiasco but to watch the do nothing jerks in Congress posture and act so upset in front of the cameras is ridiculous. These boneheads who have done NOTHING and then pretend they are upset at something that isn’t working is a joke and for the Republicans who shutdown the Government because they hated Obamacare so bad to be pissed off because now it won’t work is really galling. I haven’t seen acting this bad since the last World Wrestling Championship.

One of the lamest was Texas Congressmoron Joe (I Voted for J.R. for President) Barton, who tried to make some goofy reference to The Wizard of Oz movie.  This is the bonehead who apologized to BP after they spilled about a gazillion barrels of oil in the Gulf.

The big difference between the Obamacare website and Congress is that the website will get fixed. Get the hook, time for them to go. The latest polls show that 63% of people would replace their own representatives.

It is also sorta confusing to see everyone so upset over all of the spying but didn’t make a whimper when the Patriot Act (the most un-patriotic legislation ever) was passed which gave NSA and every other agency carte blanche to do what ever they wanted. Thank you George Warmonger Bush and Darth Cheney.

I got a postcard in the mail today from The Texas Brain Institute.  They wanted to know if I had one. Evidently they have been reading my blog.





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Trick or Tweet

I always thought that the NSA stood for National Security Agency, but now I see it stands for Nosey Spying Assholes.

I spent many years in the music business so when I first read about The Jonas Bothers breaking up, one question kept running through my brain. Who are the Jonas Brothers?

Here are a couple of politicians who will be working in the federal system at a pay rate that they deserve. Former (R) Congressmoron from Arizona, Rick (Half-Ass Con Man, Full Time Convict)  Renzi was found guilty on 17 felony counts, including wire fraud, conspiracy, extortion, racketeering, money laundering and making false statements to insurance regulators and sentenced to 3 years in federal prison.
And former (D) Congressmoron Jesse ( I’m Not a Crook, I’m Just Stupid) Jackson Jr. who pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit wire fraud, making false statements and mail fraud will serve 2 ½ years in federal prison.

I understand that the “Dancing with the Stars” show is considering a name change to “Popularity Contest with the Stars” since dancing doesn’t seem to count much.  Also long time DWTS Judge Len Goodman is taking another week off and filling in for him will be Cher.  I thought for sure they would bring someone who had some experience as a judge, like Judge Judy or Judge Reinhold. Maybe Judge Wapner, Judge Roy Bean or Judge Dredd.

Halloween is the favorite holiday for Republicans.  They don’t have to buy a costume to be scary.



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