Friday's Soap Box

It is apparent that all TeaNut religious wacko Republicans take the Hypocrite oath. That is “Always say one thing and do another.”   Look at all of the bonehead politicians who ranted and whined about the Pope talking about climate change, but it is okay for them to bring religion into everything they talk about.

They talk about how we must save those poor little defenseless fetuses, but cut food stamps for actual children who don’t have enough to eat. They rave on about the importance of traditional marriage and then get divorced 4 or 5 times and have affairs. They love the Constitution right up until it doesn’t give them an excuse to be a racist or bigot and then they want to change it.  They love the Bible until the same thing happens.   

They all claim to be Pro-Life, but love the death penalty and are for war.  They are all for the rule of law until they don’t like the law. Kim (Homophobic Hick) Davis and Cliven (Deadbeat) Bundy are their poster kids on this one.  They don’t believe in climate change, but believe the earth is less than ten thousand years old. 

One of their main mantras is what a terrible President Obama has been.  Let’s take a look at that.

Of course they know better than to bring up George Warmonger Bush, well most of them, evidently Jeb (At Least I’m Not Neil) Bush didn’t get that memo, so they go to their patron saint Ronald (Bad Actor, Worse President) Reagan.  Let’s see how little Ronnie holds up.

Too bad they didn’t listen to this guy. .

By the way, I understand the video clip that snarly Carly (I Can Run Any Business Into The Ground) Fiorina was talking about during the last Republican debacle was actually a clip from “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”   

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Hump Day Bubbles From My Soap Box

I believe the rant that South Carolina state senator Lee (I’m Really Not Very) Bright spewed out to his fellow legislators last week about saving the Confederate flag maybe the most incoherent piece of bullshit uttered this year.  He said, “I watch the White House be lit up in the abomination colors!” Bright said. “It is time for the church to rise up…. Romans chapter 1 is clear, the Bible is clear. This nation was founded on Judeo-Christian principles and they are under assault by men in black robes who were not elected by you.” 

How that has anything to do with the Confederate flag is beyond me. Little Lee baby doesn’t seem to remember what his hero and patron saint of the TeaNut Republicans said about the country being founded on Judeo-Christian principles.

The county commissioners in Marion county Florida have voted to put the Confederate Flag back up at their government complex.  Probably at their next meeting they will vote to secede from Florida and with Donald (Hair-Brained) Rump’s help they will build a wall around their county.   

A bonehead by the name of David (If You Are White, You Are Alright) Fenogilo who owns a building across from the Montague county court house here in Texas put up a six foot wooden Confederate flag on the front of the building. He said it stood for “Heritage, Not Hate.”  In other words, being a racist is something that has been passed down for generations. 

The entire staff (all three of them) at the Decatur, Tennessee county clerks office resigned last week over the same-sex marriage ruling even though no gays had requested a marriage license so far.  They said they were doing it “for the glory of God,”  I do believe it is in the good book, right there on page 176, Ignoramus 3:17 “If you don’t like something, do something stupid. That will show  ‘em.”

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Monday Morining Museing

Looks like Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry and his wifey po are going to be making a big announcement June 4^th. Anita (I Married An Idiot) Perry, the former first lady of Texas, recently said she and her husband “have been discussing the future of this great country and how our family can play a role.”  With Anita talking about how the Perrys can be of service to the country, I’ve got my fingers crossed that they are going to announce that they are moving to South America.

Faux News bullshit spreader Sandy (I’m Such A Blow Hard, I’ll Blow Anybody) Rios said last week that the engineer of the fatal Amtrak crash was a supporter of gay rights and may be gay himself, saying it was likely “a factor” the crash.  I believe it is in Leviticus 9:13 or it might be Ignoramous 12:23 where it says, “it is an abomination to let a gay man drive a train…pull a train maybe, but not drive one.”

  

OMG, the Clintons made millions from paid speaking engagements and the TeaNut Republicans are throwing a fit about it.  A top Republican said this country was built on “free speech”, not getting paid for it. Sounds like sour grapes doesn’t it?  The last time anyone paid (above the table) for a Republican to talk was Ronnie (Bad Actor, Worse President) Reagan on TV’s Death Valley Days.

Foreign policy has really thrown the Republican hopefuls for a loop.  When all of the front runners were asked to name somewhere in the Middle East, the most common answer was Virginia. 

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Just Another Day in Paradox

Today is National Pig in a Blanket Day around the country.  Here in Texas we have a pig in the State Capitol but he sure as hell isn’t anything to celebrate.

Speaking of Texas Lt. Governor Dan (I Used To Be A Sports Nut And Then A Religious Nut, But Now I’m Just A WingNut) Patrick told folks this week that he was tired of Governor Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott and Speaker of the House Joe (I Don’t Have A Clue) Straus picking on him.  Little Danny said he was thinking about taking his ball and going home except that he didn’t have a ball, so he might just hold his breathe until he turned blue.  

Faux News in house psychopathic nut-job psychiatrist Dr. Keith (I’m Not Really a Doctor, I Just Play One On TV) Ablowhard says that if  Obama were more like the patron saint of the Republican Party, Ronald (I Was A Bad Actor and Worse President) Reagan, that Americans wouldn’t be joining ISIS.  Oh, more like this guy.

According to the latest statistics, about 150 Americans have traveled to Syria to join ISIS, which means approximately 359,999.850 million people have not traveled to Syria to join ISIS.

 Kansas is finding out the hard way what happens when you have a TeaNut Republican in the driver’s seat.  You will end up driven straight into bankruptcy. Governor Sam (I Have A Trickle Down I.Q.) Brownback’s radical economic experiment is a monumental failure. So far six school districts are closing early because of no money and the state’s budget is facing a $600 million dollar short fall. I think Dan's economic adviser was Bernie Madoff.

Lousiana TaNut Republican Governor Bobby (Jihad) Jindal told the New York Times that he is really, really, really, really against same sex marriage. Have you ever noticed that the homophobes who shout the loudest are usually the ones deepest in the closet?

Former Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry said he has been hitting the books.  Ole Oops said that if he decides to throw his Stetson into the ring that this time he will be prepared.  He explained that he didn’t realize that if you run for President you had to know things. I see his point. After all, this bonehead was Governor for 14 years and didn’t know diddly squat about anything. 

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Monday Blah Blahs

I made the mistake of actually looking at Facebook this week. My usual routine is to open it up and see if I need to say happy birthday to someone, then close it immediately and go to www.theimmoralminority.blogspot.com. and www.juanitajean.com to be informed and entertained by people with knowledge and intelligence.

Anyway I saw a conversation going on about the Sony hacking story and someone wrote that this would have never happened on Reagan’s watch.  Huh! I have to admit that since the internet wasn’t in existence when that bonehead was President the only hacking was done by cigarette smokers, but let’s see what did happen on Ronald (Bad Actor, Really Bad President) Reagan’s watch.

Here is some more bad news on the education front. Not only has college tuition gone through the roof in the last decade, for no apparent reason that I can find, now we Texans find out that Condoleezza (Princess Liar of Iraq Wars) Rice is the front runner to be the next President of the University of Texas. She said if she got the job she would personally head up the Department of Misinformation.

It’s all in the name. I believe that Jed Clampett would make a better President than Jeb Bush.

Did Admiral Byrd and Admiral Perry have a Bi-Polar disorder?

I really don’t understand why anyone would ever take anything Bill (I’m America’s Bully) O’Rielly or Rush (Tiny Brain, Big Mouth) Slimebaugh says seriously because you can go into any neighborhood bar in America and find an overweight, half-drunk, pompous blowhard saying exactly the same things.    



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GOP...Gang of Prevaricators

I find it interesting how the Republicans love to invoke Ronald (Bad Actor, Worse President) Reagan’s name all the time.  When you look at his record, he was a pretty lousy President.

• 32 convictions in his administration during 8 years.

• HUD Scandal 16 convictions   8 billion in taxpayer money lost  
• Ira-Contra scandal 14 convictions

• S & L scandal over a trillion taxpayer dollars lost

• Supply side (voodoo) economics.

• 130 separate investigations against the Defense dept contractors.

• Record deficts.

• Decisions made by Nancy’s astrologer

Then when you consider the Grand Ole Party has disintegrated into a mishmash of TeaNuts (Me Me Me), Libertyrants (Every Man For Himself), BirchBoneheads (Everybody is After Us), Religious Right (We Invented God So We Know He Is On Our Side) to a sprinkling of Leftovers (Tired Old Republicans Who Haven’t Died Yet). I doubt if little Ronnie could even get in the door today.  

I think this is the Republican dilemma. They are sure as hell aren’t going to mention One Term Daddy Do Nothing Bush, Dipshit Son “W” Do Nothing Right Bush, Crook and Quitter Nixen or I Didn’t Have to Do Anything Ike. I mean let’s face it; at the time when Ike was President, Mr. ED the talking horse could have done the same job.   

So that leaves Abe and Ronnie and since the Party has come barreling out of the racism closet, Abe is out of the picture.

Congressmoron Louie (I Am More Than Dumb, I’m Just Plain Stupid) Gohmert is back ranting to everyone who will listen about those little terrorist coming across the borders.  Louie is all for sending the military down there to shoot them. When asked what sorta terrorists were they, he said, the worst kind… Democrats.

Not to be outdone in the incredibly stupid department. Kentucky state senaterrible Brandon (I Make Shit Up) Smith told fellow Republicans this week that global warming is a hoax because Mars and Earth have the same temperatures.  Somebody really ought to take his temperature.  Mars is a much colder planet because it is farther from the Sun.  On average, the temperature on Mars is about minus 80 degrees F (minus 60 degrees C). I am pretty sure Bonehead Brandon was home schooled.

Late breaking news……

 Hell has frozen over.  Washington and Lee University in Lexington, Va has removed their confederate flags from campus.

A new survey out says that the majority of Americans have this to say to Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin. STFU…..

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GOP...Group of Pinheads

The Texas Republican convention cranked up in Fort Worth last Friday and Texas Senaterrible Ted (Look at Me, Look at Me) Cruz was hauling out more red meat than the Mad Butcher. This is the most bullshit that has come out of Fort Worth since they opened the stockyards.

TeaNut Teddy seems to think the Constitution is under attack and his precious religious freedom is going to be no more. Little Teddy ought to actually read the constitution before he shoots his mouth off about stuff in it.  The first amendment says. “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.”  The first amendment is there to protect us from religious persecution. 

America is not a Christian country; it is a country of 360 million people who have all different kinds of beliefs and religions. The constitution is there to keep assholes like little Teddy from shoving their religion down our throat.

Of course TeaNut Teddy had to name drop Ronnie (The B-Movie Actor) Reagan who seems to be the only acceptable Republican presidential hero.  Funny how they never bring up anyone named Bush.

Yeah ole Ronnie, bad actor, bad President: now that is somebody to look up to.   

And at the end of the day it is no wonder that these boneheads are referred to as the Party of NO. Here is there platform for 2014.

The Republicans are still throwing a hissy fit about Obama releasing the five prisoners last week but never made a peep when George Warmoner Bush released 500 prisoners from Gitmo.  That selective amnesia sure comes in handy when you are a member of the GOP.

And here is the best article I have seen on the Tea Party yet. .

Thanks to Maris and Doyle for the heads up on the NY Times article. 

Stay tuned for future adventures. 

Some Things To Ponder

Why do they have judges on Dancing with the Stars?

Why haven’t the Cheney family been invited to be on Family Fued?

Why are mega-church’s exempt from paying taxes?

Why do today’s Republican wackos repeatedly invoke Ronald Reagan's name when slamming President Obama and today’s policies?


•    Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.

•    Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.

•    Reagan supported gun control.

•    Reagan raised the debt ceiling 18 times.

•    32 convictions in his administration during 8 years.

•    HUD Scandal 16 convictions   8 billion in taxpayer money lost
•    Ira-Contra scandal 14 convictions

•    S & L scandal over a trillion taxpayer dollars lost

•    Supply side (voodoo) economics.

•    130 separate investigations against the Defense dept contractors.

•    Record deficts.

•    And of course the decisions made by Nancy’s astrologer

They have freed the San Antonio 4 but what about the Indianapolis 500?




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