More Ramblings From A Deranged Mind

Today is National Blah, Blah, Blah Day.  Supposedly the intent of this day is to do all the projects that people have been on your case to get done. To those people I say BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Personally I have always been a “Do it yourself” person.  I have told many folks in my life time, “Hey, if you want that done, then you do it.”

I understand that the NSA (Nosey Security Agency) is changing their name to Securing All National Telecommunications of Americans (SANTA).  They thought folks wouldn’t be so upset when they heard SANTA was making a list of those who had been naughty and who had been nice and checking it twice.  

The Tennessee House of Represenitives voted this week to make The Bible the state book.  I understand they also voted to make “Jesus Loves you” the state song.  

Former faux President George Warmnger Bush actually said this while giving a speech in Chicago this week.  “Jeb Bush’s candidacy has a problem, me.”  When Dick (I Really Am A Dick) Cheney was asked about “W’s” remark, he said, “I take full responsibility for that.  I wasn’t there to tell him what to say.”

Louisiana legislature is sending a message to the state of Indiana. The message is “Hey we’re even dumber than you.”  They are considering a new “Let’s make Christianity the only religion” law similar to Indiana. Governor Bobby (Jihad) Jindal said he had heard all of the controversy over the Indiana law being a vague discrimination law and that their law would not receive that criticism.  He went on to say there is absolutely nothing vague about their law.

Today is also the day after my birthday and I want to thank all of the fine folks who took the time to wish me a happy birthday. 




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Monday Morning Musings

Tiger Woods may be back on the dating scene again but so far he hasn’t even flirted with winning a golf tournament.

Charlotte County Sheriff's deputies arrested 22-year-old Robert Tuttle on Thursday for allegedly threatening his mother with an axe and forcing her to watch movies with him for several hours. Now he shouldn’t have threatened her with an axe, but making her watch three Ashton Kutcher movies is just unforgivable. 

Harry Wesley Coover Jr., known as the inventor of Super Glue, has died at his home in Kingsport, Tenn. He was 94. His family said he had stuck with it as long as he could.

Four more radio stations dropped Glen Beck’s radio show last week and his ratings are off 50% from a year ago. It just goes to show you can fool some of the people some of the time but a fool with a radio show won’t fool em’ for long.

Wow, Kentucky, Virginia Commonwealth University, University of Connecticut and Butler are in the Final Four.  It doesn’t get much more exciting than that…Actually it does; reruns of Matlock would be more fun.  March Madness has dribbled off into March Mediocre…

Now here is a headline for you.  HOUSTON  — A deaf man has been accused of biting off part of another deaf man's ear.  Well it’s not like he bit off his fingers.  




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