Turkey Day

Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving Day.

 Of course the biggest turkey in the land is still getting the most press. 

Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump called the heads of the news networks into his office to tell them that they were all liars. He said that he is not a racist and that he has always been a bigly supporter of Black Friday.

Trumpy Poo did give the fine folks of South Carolina a big gift. He nominated South Carolina Governor Nikki (Nikki Hokey) Haley to be Ambassador to the United Nations so they won’t have to put up with her bullshit any longer.

I saw a survey where the majority of Americans are optimistic about Trump being President.  I am pretty sure it was taken by the same folks who had Hillary winning the Presidency and we all saw how accurate they were.

Speaking of majorities, the latest vote count has Hillary with more than two million votes than The Don. Kinda makes you stop and think about, “Your vote counts.”






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I'm Just Sayin'

As we are now into the actual voting process, just a few final words about those folks who will be casting a vote for Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump.

stu·pid

ˈst(y)o͞opəd/

adjective

adjective: stupid; comparative adjective: stupider; superlative adjective: stupidest

1. 1.

lacking intelligence or common sense.

"I was stupid enough to think she was perfect"

synonyms:

unintelligent, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish;

ig·no·rant

ˈiɡnərənt/

adjective

adjective: ignorant

1. lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated.

"he was told constantly that he was ignorant and stupid"

synonyms:		uneducated, unknowledgeable, untaught, unschooled, untutored, untrained, illiterate, unlettered, unlearned, unread, uninformed, unenlightened, benighted; More inexperienced, unworldly, unsophisticated "the plight of these ignorant children should be an international concern"
antonyms:	educated

o              lacking knowledge, information, or awareness about something in particular.

"they were ignorant of astronomy"

synonyms:

without knowledge of, unaware of, unconscious of, oblivious to, incognizant of, unfamiliar with, unacquainted with, uninformed about, ill-informed about, unenlightened about, unconversant with, inexperienced in/with, naive about, green about;

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A Few Bubbles From My Soapbox

Last night’s Presidential debate spat can be condensed down to, “Did not. Did too”  When Trumpy Poo was asked if he would concede the election if Hillary won, he said he would have to get back to everyone after he learned what the word concede means.

I understand that Faux News blowhard Bully O’really is planning a new book in his “Killing” series that he didn’t write. Killing Reagan, Killing Lincoln etc.  He said it is going to be about Trump. It will be called “Killing the Republican Party.” 

Number one pimp for Trump, Sean (All Mouth, No Brains) Hannity thinks that the Republicans should replace Paul (Lying) Ryan with Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert, who is known as the dumbest man in Congress, as Loudmouth of the House.  Hey I’m all for that. We would be down to a one party system in no time.

Gosh it looks like Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump and Roger (Check Out My Casting Couch) Ailes are no longer asshole buddies.  Now they are just two assholes who don’t like each other.

Oh no, I think the dreaded “R” bandit is loose again.

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One Hump After Another

Today’s biggest hump.

Texas Congressmoron  and Trump supporter imbecile Blake (The Flake) Farenthold is in the national news, but not for good reasons. When Bonehead Blake was asked on CNN last night if he would continue supporting Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump even if he said he has actually raped someone, he stumbled and mumbled, “maybe.”  Oops. Wrong answer Blakey Poo. Blake was sued by a staff member a couple of years for sexual harassment. I am assuming Blake's pajamas  are official Duck Dynasty pjs.

Honorable mention humps.  

I personally think that Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump’s chances of becoming President are the same as a snowball in hell, but I think he has a very good chance of becoming Bill (Have A Drink Dear, It Will Relax You) Cosby’s cell mate.

Oh goody, Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert has crawled out from under his rock to defend Trump’s vile video. Looney Louie says it is all Bill Clinton’s fault because back when Trumpy Poo said those things, he was friends with Bill. This dimwit also went on to say that if Hillary is elected she will come after the churches.  I don’t have a clue to what that means, but I do believe this proves without a doubt that Louie is as dumb as the rock he lives under.

Pat (I Have God On Speed Dial) Robertson host of the 700 Club, that’s how many viewers they have, defended Trump’s misogynistic rant as being “macho”. I’m pretty sure that is in the Bible on page 234, Ignoramus 4:25 “The laying of hands on women shall be man’s manly province. Blessed are the gropers.”  
  

The Republican Wing-Nuts favorite myth is back making the rounds.  Voter Fraud.  After spending two minutes on Google, I found that voter fraud in the U.S. is next to zero.  The only voter fraud going on in this election will be that there is going to be a number of people who really are too stupid to vote.


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Sunday Night Blab Fest

It seems Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump set a new record in the second Presidential debate.  He broke the bullshit record. 

I have noticed many of the Christian evangelical groups, being the true hypocrites that they are, are still backing Trump even after the video surfaced of his deplorable talk about women.  They say they love Jesus, but they love the Republican Party more.  I mean after all, what has Jesus done for them lately?  And Donnie Poo has promised to make them all rich.  When I see all of the mega-church’s out there and listen to the prosperity preachers pimps, I’m pretty sure they love the almighty dollar way more than the Almighty..

Loud Mouth of the House Paul (Lying) Ryan says he will support Trump but won’t campaign with him.  That’s kinda like saying, “sure I’ll do drugs with ya, but I won’t help you buy them”.  What a asshole….

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The Emperor Has No Clothes

What is possibly the dumbest quote to come out after Donald )Little DICK-tator) Trump’s misogynistic comments caught on tape is from Tony (Faux Christian, Real Hypocrite) Perkins of the Family Research Council who said,  “My personal support for Donald Trump has never been based upon shared values.”  Sorry, wrong answer Tony.  If you support Trump, then you are just as big of a racist, misogynistic, homophobic asshole as The Don.   

Michele (I’m Happy, But My Husband Is Really Gay) Bachmann says she still supports Trump.  Well of course she does.  Michele was an imbecile long before she became a Trump supporter imbecile.
 

Trump VP Mike (Homophobic Asshole) Pence broke a world record yesterday.  It was for the 40 yard dash as he was running from reporters asking him about Trump’s comments on women.

I believe that if a person doesn’t like Hillary, then they shouldn’t vote for her.  If that person is voting for Trump just because they don’t like Hillary, that is dumb. If a person is voting for Trump because they like him, that is beyond dumb.

I do believe that Dumbass Donald’s stupid remarks will far surpass Romney’s 47% gaff with flying colors.  This really doesn’t qualify as an “October Surprise” as it came out of the clusterfuck known as the Trump campaign.

Of all the creepy clown stories in the news, this is by far the scariest.  

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Musing and Pondering

I have never been bothered by allergies, but since moving to East Texas I have had a lot of watery eyes and a clogged up head. Then I remembered that I am allergic to stupidity and the moron count up here is off the charts.

I have been a lost to explain why dumb is at plague stage here, but I think this article may be the answer.

I saw where Faux News Bully O’Really? was out promoting his latest book that he didn’t write and it mentioned that he has the highest-rated show on cable TV.  I always cringe when I see that so I thought I would check and see just how many people watch this dipshit.  Google says approximately 2 million people watch Bully.  I was ecstatic.  That means approximately 320 million people DON’T watch this bonehead.  

According to the latest news, everyone in America between the ages of 21 and 65 paid more taxes than Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump. The Don is now claiming that losing almost a billion dollars in one year shows what a genius he is.  The Guinness Book of Records is saying this is the spin of the century.

Pat (I Have God On Speed Dial) Robertson said this week, “Trump sniffing may have been a sign of the Holy Spirit coming out of him.”   So does that mean even the Holy Sprit is tired of his lying shit?  

Republican Senator Kelly (Hey Look, I Have My Head Up My Ass) Ayotte was asked if she would tell her kids that Trump would be a good role model and she said yes. The next day she said she misspoke and meant Lying Don would be a good Troll model. 





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Observations From My Soapbox

Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump definitely had a microphone problem during Monday night’s debate.  It was on. 

I found this rambling rant from a Trump supporter imbecile on Facebook. 

In defense of Donald Trump : Try to keep this in mind, Donald Trump did not steal your money. Donald Trump did not raise your taxes. Donald Trump did not quadruple the price of food. Trump is not stirring a race war. Trump did not leave any US soldiers in Benghazi to be slaughtered and desecrated by Muslims.

Trump did not send the US Navy to fight for Syrian Al-Qaeda. Trump did not arm ISIS and systematically exterminate Christians throughout the Middle East. Trump did not betray Israel. Trump did not provide financing and technology to Iran's nuclear weapons program. Trump did not give our military secrets to China.

Trump did not remove our nuclear missile shield in Poland at the behest of Russia. Trump did not shrivel our military, and betray our veterans. Trump did not cripple our economy. Trump did not increase our debt to 20 trillion dollars. Trump did not ruin our credit, twice. Trump did not double African American unemployment. Trump did not increase welfare to a record level for eight years. Trump did not sign a law making it legal to execute, and imprison Americans.

Trump did not set free all of terrorists in Guantanamo bay. Trump did not steal your rights, violate US Constitutional law, or commit treason, hundreds of times. Yet Trump is being ripped apart in the news, non stop. Barrack Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton and the criminals occupying our government, are not. The media is the Democratic Party. Save our culture. Stop listening to them.

Once I stopped laughing I realized how incredibly stupid this piece of shit was.  First thing I noticed was that they didn’t add that Trump didn’t release his tax returns since they were so into the things he didn’t do.  They could have also added that Trump didn’t cause cancer or that Trump didn’t shoot those children at Sandy Hook which would have made about as much sense as the rest of this crap. 

This is the ole “bait & switch” bullshit.  Let’s talk about the things that Trump didn’t do so we won’t talk about the things that he did.  What he didn’t do is irrelevant.  You could fill a library with crap he didn’t do.

The reason the media and the majority of Americans don’t like him is what he did do. 

Trump has made racist and derogatory remarks about Muslims, African-Americans, and Hispanics for months.  Trump has made many, many insulting misogynistic remarks about women.

Trump has conned thousands of people out of hundreds of thousands of dollars with Trump University.  Trump has failed to pay many, many people who have worked on his projects. Trump has used money from the Trump Foundation, a so called charity, for his own personal use.

Trump has continually lied at every press conference and debate since day one. Politifact research says that Trump lies 91% of the time. Trump makes Richard Nixon look Gandhi. This week we have learned that Trump did business with Cuba when it was illegal to do so.

The bottom line is that there is no defense for Trump. He is a certified con man.  The really sad part is the racist, misogynistic, homophobic assholes that support him.  

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What Debate?

Well you can add another name to “The Clinton Body Count,” because Hillary absolutely buried Trump last night.  It was quite entertaining watching Trumpy Poo turn into a ranting incoherent buffoon on national TV.  

It is very clear that Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump is running for C.E.O. King of America. According to The Don, his first day in office he would fire Congress (all those terrible politicians that have ruined America) and replace them with his staff from The Apprentice to do the paper work while he was rewriting all of the laws, rules and regulations for Americans to live by.  

I can see why Trump is making his move to be Dictator of America because he spent most of the night trying to convince everyone that America is a Third-World country.

Trump was adamant about being against the war in Iraq, even though he is on record saying he was for it.  I find it odd that the only person Trump ever told that he was against the war was Sean (Total Asshole & Proud Of It) Hannity.  I mean why would anyone tell Sean anything?

Texas Lt. Governor Dan (Obsessed With The Ladies Bathroom) Patrick told every one this week that his number priority in this year's legislature is to keep boys out of girls bathrooms. I believe there has almost been as many of these incidents happening as voter fraud.  Last count was zero. 

I have said for many years that I think Wolf (Real Name, Dodo Bird) Blitzer is the most useless newsman in the entire world, but now I believe he does have an equal in Chuck (My Last Job Was A Reporter For The Weekly Reader) Todd.


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