Showing posts with label Cliven Bundy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cliven Bundy. Show all posts

Friday, September 25, 2015

Friday's Soap Box







It is apparent that all TeaNut religious wacko Republicans take the Hypocrite oath. That is “Always say one thing and do another.”   Look at all of the bonehead politicians who ranted and whined about the Pope talking about climate change, but it is okay for them to bring religion into everything they talk about.

They talk about how we must save those poor little defenseless fetuses, but cut food stamps for actual children who don’t have enough to eat. They rave on about the importance of traditional marriage and then get divorced 4 or 5 times and have affairs. They love the Constitution right up until it doesn’t give them an excuse to be a racist or bigot and then they want to change it.  They love the Bible until the same thing happens.   

They all claim to be Pro-Life, but love the death penalty and are for war.  They are all for the rule of law until they don’t like the law. Kim (Homophobic Hick) Davis and Cliven (Deadbeat) Bundy are their poster kids on this one.  They don’t believe in climate change, but believe the earth is less than ten thousand years old. 





One of their main mantras is what a terrible President Obama has been.  Let’s take a look at that.



Of course they know better than to bring up George Warmonger Bush, well most of them, evidently Jeb (At Least I’m Not Neil) Bush didn’t get that memo, so they go to their patron saint Ronald (Bad Actor, Worse President) Reagan.  Let’s see how little Ronnie holds up.


Too bad they didn’t listen to this guy. .




By the way, I understand the video clip that snarly Carly (I Can Run Any Business Into The Ground) Fiorina was talking about during the last Republican debacle was actually a clip from “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”   













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Friday, September 11, 2015

Friday Bubbles From My Soap Box





Here is my prediction about Rowan County Clerk Kim (Homophobic Hick) Davis.  I already see who hubby number 5 will be. It will be none other than the infamous Cliven (DeadBeat) Bundy, the Nevada rancher who owes the government one million dollars over back taxes.  Talk about a marriage made in heaven, well actually for TV.

TLC Channel has been looking for something to fill the hole in their schedule ever since The Duggars, “19 Kids and Counting” show became “14 Lucky Kids, 4 Victims and 1 Pervert”.   I do believe “Bundy & Davis: 2 Stupid People” could be a smash.  The ceremony of course will be conducted by Mike (I Need A Job) Huckabee.


In a lot of places being a member of the country club shows a lot of prestige. 


Not so much so in Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert’s district.  Looney Louie said this week if the Iran deal goes through, he is leaving Congress. Now if he would just leave Texas it would be a Win Win Win. 



I’m guessing this is where the kids around here go to do a little smooching.




If any of you ladies out there have been seeing the ads for Farmers.com and have been thinking about signing up, you might want to check this out first.







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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Happy Hump Day




If this were dead-beat rancher Cliven (Cows Don’t Pay Taxes) Bundy, do you think all those bonehead militia jerks, Fox news blowhards and Tea Party morons would be raving about what a hero he is.  I don’t think so.  


The Boy Scouts of America have decided to close down a Seattle church troop for standing behind an openly gay leader, even after the organization revoked his membership.  I really can’t wrap my head around why they are so against gays.  It is an organization consisting only of boys and men hanging out together.  I mean it’s not Boys Scouting for Girls of America.


The Supreme Court has decided that lying in politics is ok.   Well sure, politics is just like liars poker.  The best liar wins.


Here is a fine example of your tax dollars at work. Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert thinks Congress should pass a resolution directing the Sergeant of Arms of Congress to arrest Attorney General Eric (I Have Always Been Black) Holder. Let’s see Louie, when did you assholes pass anything?  After all, you are the most do-nothing Congress in history.


Evidently there are a lot of dissenters out there over Pope John Paul George and Ringo II being declared a saint this Sunday.  Hey anybody that can have that many hits on Billboard’s top 100 is OK with me. 





Ray ( I Have the I.Q. of a Grapefruit) Moore, a Republican candidate for Lt. Governor of South Carolina said at Tea Party gathering that Christians should remove their children from public schools and have them home schooled.  This is an old Southern Tradition known as “don’t get above your raising’” which means keep your kids uneducated so that they don’t realize just how ignorant mom and dad really are. 


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Friday, April 18, 2014

An Open Letter to Cliven Bundy and All His Supporters at Fox News and in The Tea Party



Dear Boneheads,

It is obvious that you despise the Federal Government and appear to be looking up to the ideals of Government hater Timothy (I Kill Children) McVeigh.  So here is my suggestion. Since there really aren’t very many of you, I mean in the scheme of things out of the 360 million people who live in the United States, you so small in number that you are completely insignificant, you can all move to Clark County where the Bundy ranch is located. There is no need for you to be thinking of seceding from the USA because we are evicting you.  Clark county Nevada will no longer be a part of the United States therefore you will receive no federal funds of any kind.  No Medicare or Medicaid, Social Security, Federal aid or ranch and farm subsides, postal service or any other Federal aid or assistance. Of course anything you wish to sell to the United States will have to come under foreign trade laws.  Also there is no need to build a fence around Clark County, anyone caught coming to the United States will simply be deported back to Clark County like any other illegal immigrant.

Since you are simply a bunch of boneheads who have decided that you don’t have to live by the laws of the United States and not an actual country, we will act as if you do not exist. Have a happy carefree life.

Yours truly,

Rod Tanner.


    
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