T.G.I.F Or Damn, What a Week

Louisiana Republican Senator John (Not Quite Right) Kennedy called the four Congresswomen known as “The Squad” the “Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse.” Little Johnny needs to go back to the Bible study class he came from. The “Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse” brought righteous justice, not hell.  Just another faux-Christian with his head up his ass and his foot in his mouth.

And here is another one: Alabama’s Secretary of State John (Homophobic and Proud of It) Merrill.  Judgmental John said that “People are too interested in homosexual activities” because there is not any good television shows anymore like The Virginian, Bonanza and I Love Lucy. Poor John then picked up his club and went back to his cave.

The Republican Party no longer exists. There are only Trumplicans and The Caucasian Party.

Once again Trump made the statement “I don’t have a racist bone in my body.” Look again at that statement. He said A bone. The truth is all of his bones are racist.

Trump’s buddy Jeffery (Jailbird) Epstein was denied bail and will stay in jail until his trial. His defense team said they will explore all options and appeals. I’m not sure where his options include the old hacksaw in a cake or a cyanide pill. 

The rumor mill is running wild that Mr. Epstein’s jail cell could become overcrowded with some well-known prominent cell mates. I’ll go to sleep tonight with visions of Trumpypoo in an orange jumpsuit.

Stay tuned for future adventures.