Politicians, Preachers and Pimps

The usual disclaimer. There are no stories here about pimps.

I am pretty sure the fine folks who work at Dictionary.com and send a word of the day have been influenced by the Bonehead who sits in the Oval Office. Here are the last three that I have received.

Abusage

[uh-byoo-sij]

Improper use of words; unidiomatic or ungrammatical language

Peccable

[pek-uh-buh]

Liable to sin or error

Federalese

[fed-er-uh-lees]

Awkward evasive or pretentious prose said to characterize the publications and correspondence of U.S. federal bureaus.

Venal 
[veen]

Open to bribery; 

Not too long ago I wrote that research had found two types of Trump Supporters cult members, Stupid and Real Stupid.  And now latest research has found that there are four types of Trump cult members.

1.    Stupid

2.    Real Stupid

3.    Racist

4.    Real Stupid Racist

Republicans say they have come up the perfect person to challenge Minnesota Congresswoman IIhan (I Scare The Shit Out Of Trump)  Omar who they think has broken the law by telling immigrants how to avoid ICE. ICE of course stands for Idiots Committing Enslavement .

 They claim Danielle (Pure As The Driven Snow) Stella is super knowledgeable about the law. After looking at her rap sheet I agree that she is very, very knowledgeable about the law. Devious Danielle has been arrested a number of times and received a Contempt of Court citation for failing to appear in court in April.

Charles (I Believe In The Laying On Of Hands) Andrews minister at the Osprey Church of Christ has been arrested on 500 counts of child pornography possession. Detectives said that at least 50 depicted sexual abuse of a child.

Arthur (I Like Them Young) Ivey is a preacher at the Friendship Primitive Baptist Church in Gadsden, Florida. He was arrested and charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior on a minor.

Stephen (Love Is Relative) Bratton a former pastor at a Southern Baptist church outside of Houston,Tx was arrested and charged with molesting a teenage relative multiple times a day over the course of two years. 

Stay tuned for future adventures.