I am pretty
sure that Texas Congressmoron Chip (Ship Ahoy) Roy is wanting to
take Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert’s
title of Dumbest Man In Congress title away from him.
Little Chip said this week that President Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump
should just tell the Supreme Court that he is KING of America and to go ahead and
print the citizenship question on the census anyway. He then began shouting “Long
live Trump, Long live Trump.”
Things seem
to be a little shaky in California. Hope things settled down for those folks. I
am pretty sure Trumpypoo is blaming it all on Western Liberalization.
Trump said
his gaff last week about airports in his Revolutionary war speech was cause by
a faulty teleprompter. He went on to claim that it had been hacked by Hillary
(3 Million More Votes Than Trump) Clinton to make him look really,
really stupid. He said he knew that airports didn’t come into play until the Civil
War when General Sherman bombed Atlanta.
Benjamin
Franklin once said, “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain
stupid” which makes The Don the Hardest Working Man in Show Business.
Stay tuned
for future adventures.
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