Thursday, July 11, 2019

A Bit Of News





President Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump held a press conference today to announce that he has folded like a cheap card table on the census citizenship question. He tried to act like they hadn’t lost the issue but had decided to do something else.

What a bonehead. It was like if the coach of Los Angles Rams had held a press conference after last year’s Super Bowl and said that after studying the game and looking at the tape that they had decided that they could not be declared the winner because the New England Patriots had scored more points.


 So when it came out that Alan (Dipshit) Dershowitz had gotten a massage at Jeffery (The Younger,The Better) Epstein’s mansion, he goes running over to Fox News and stutters “I kept my underwear on”. I do believe it would have been smarter for dipshit to have kept his mouth shut.


From the fallout I have seen of Secretary of Labor Alex (Really Creepy) Acosta press conference yesterday, he will be looking for a new place to labor soon.








Stay tuned for future adventures.





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