President Donald
(Little DICK-Tator) Trump held a press conference today to announce that
he has folded like a cheap card table on the census citizenship question. He
tried to act like they hadn’t lost the issue but had decided to do something
else.
What a
bonehead. It was like if the coach of Los Angles Rams had held a press
conference after last year’s Super Bowl and said that after studying the game
and looking at the tape that they had decided that they could not be declared
the winner because the New England Patriots had scored more points.
So when it came out that Alan (Dipshit)
Dershowitz had gotten a massage at Jeffery (The Younger,The
Better) Epstein’s mansion, he goes running over to Fox News and stutters
“I kept my underwear on”. I do believe it would have been smarter for dipshit
to have kept his mouth shut.
From the
fallout I have seen of Secretary of Labor Alex (Really Creepy) Acosta
press conference yesterday, he will be looking for a new place to labor
soon.
Stay tuned
for future adventures.
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