Monday, Monday

Kentucky Republican Senator Mitch (Ruskie) McConnell justified his new nick name “Moscow Mitch” by blocking lawmakers from taking action to prevent foreign interference in the 2020 elections. I wonder how many Rubles have found their way into his bank account?

Kentucky’s Libertarian Senator Rand (The Grinch) Paul wants to buy a ticket for Congresswoman IIhan (I Scare The Shit Out Of Trump) Omar to go back and visit Somalia. He said “Maybe after she visited Somalia for a while, she might come back and appreciate America more.” This is from the ASSHOLE who voted against the First Responders bill.

Not to be out done, Texas Republican Senator John (I’ll Lie To Get Your Vote) Cornyn tweeted this little gem. “Again and again, Democrats have refused to join Republicans in guaranteeing coverage for pre-existing conditions.” The fact is that every single Senate Democrat voted for these protections for people with preexisting conditions and every single Republican has opposed those protections. John's nose is growing as we speak.

Another one of those “very fine Nazi’s” as Donald (Little DICK- Tator) Trump put it, shot 15 people, killing 3 including a six-year-old at a festival in California. Of course he used a AK-47 style rifle. I wonder how many people must be killed to change the gun culture in this country. Right now, we are averaging 36,000 a year dying by guns. That works out to about 100 a day. And before someone brings up the old worn out response of how many people die in car wrecks every year, cars were invented to get us from point A to point B. Guns were invented to kill people. 

Texas Congressmoron John (Ratso) Ratcliffe has been nominated by Trump to be the new Director of National Intelligence. First of all putting intelligence and Trump in the same sentence is weird. Secondly this bonehead is just another Trump lackey. He used last week’s Muller hearing to audition for the gig by spouting a load of misinformation about the special counsel.

Stay tuned for future adventures.