I’ll bet you
can’t name Donald (KKK) Trump’s new press secretary. I couldn’t either until a few minutes ago
when I accidently stumbled on it. Her name is Stephanie (The Invisible Woman)
Grisham. She has been on the job for 15 days now and hasn’t given a
single press briefing. Looks like former press secretary Sarah (Fuck-a-Me)
Sanders taught her well.
Someone
commented the other day that Trump could be the first President in 130 years to
not have a pet dog. That is not true. He
has Lindsay (I’ll Lick Your Balls) Graham.
Trump says “I
don’t have a racist bone in my body.” Bones aren’t racist. Brains are and his
is full-blown racist.
I never used
the excuse when I was in school that my dog ate my homework, but today I had to
tell my bank that my neighbors dog ate my billfold.
The
overwhelming silence from the Republicans after Trump’s racist tweets and
speeches is deafening.
Stay tuned
for future adventures.
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