The first
moon landing was fifty years ago today. I
understand their luggage arrived two days later. President Donald (KKK) Trump
said he was a big history buff and one of the great moments in history was
Lance Armstrong being the first person to ride a bicycle on the moon.
Trumpypoo is
already walking back his words about being disappointed in the people at his
rally chanting “Send her back.” He said he was just disappointed they didn’t
chant longer. He already told them that he had all night.
The Republican
Caucasian Party has been moving to an all-white party for some time. Back in
2012 Trump lap dog Lindsey (I Can Lick My Balls) Graham said this,
“We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long
term.” I think it is time to send Lindsey to the pound.
Trump is
appointing Monica (Copycat) Crowley to be assistant secretary to the Treasury.
Monica got caught with more than 50 instances of plagiarism in her last book,
so don’t be surprised when counterfeit money starts showing up in circulation.
This could
be my favorite. When Trump had human rights activist and Nobel Prize winner Nadia Murad in
his office, she told him that she was raped and imprisoned by ISIS and her
entire family was murdered. He asked where are they now? Obviously his attention span is about as long
as his dick.
Stay tuned
for future adventures.
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