Here is some
good news. Former Texas State Senator Wendy (Pink Shoes) Davis is
challenging Congressmoron Chip (Ship Ahoy) Roy for his seat in
the 21st District.
The most notable thing little Chippypoo has done in
Congress is trying to grab the title of The Dumbest Man in Congress from Louie
(I Really Am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert.
More good news. Gretna, Louisiana police officer Charlie
(Punish And Suppress) Rispoli and another officer Angelo (I‘m
With Him) Varisco got fired for
posting on Facebook that “AOC is a vile idiot who needs a round.” I have the most
respect for the law, but damn little anymore for the cops.
Then there is this news. Supposedly Donald (My Daddy
Is The Littlest DICK-Tator, I’m Just a Dick) Trump Jr. has a book coming
out in November. I believe the title is TRIGGERED. I’m not sure if it is about
Roy Roger’s horse or not. When asked if he used a ghost writer, Jr said, “No,
he was a real person.”
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