Convicted
sex offender Jeffrey (The Younger, The Better) Epstein was
arrested in New York on new charges of sex-trafficking. Epstein who had been
arrested and charged for similar crimes in Florida more than a decade ago, but
ended up with a slap on the wrist, actually more like a hand-job, from then
Florida Attorney General Alex (Am I Creepy Looking Are What? ) Acosta.
Acosta is
now in the Trump cabinet as Secretary of Labor which incidentally oversees sex-trafficking.
Wow isn’t that interesting? I can’t wait to see the fallout from this scandal. I
don’t think Acosta is the only one to get caught up in this mess.
Presidential
candidate Eric (Does Anybody Know Who I Am? )Swalwell has changed his campaign song
from Rodney Atkins “Caught Up in the Country” to Queen’s “Another One Bites the
Dust.” I think Eric had some good ideas but not enough name recognition around
the country.
Former Secretary
of State of Kansas Kris (I Wish My Middle Name Was Krispy) Kobach who
ran for Governor of Kansas last election and got his ass handed to him by Democrat
Laura (I Got Way More Votes) Kelly has now decided to run for the Senate. The campaign
is not off to a good start. It seems Kris misspelled his first name on the
Senate registration. He said it was no big deal because being a Republican
Senator all he has to spell is NO.
Former
Vice-President Joe (My Baggage Outweighs My Experience) Biden
finally apologized for comments he made weeks ago about segregation. I think
that comes under the “A day late and a dollar short” excuses.
Stay tuned
for future adventures
But wait a minute, Trump knows all the best people. Maybe what he meant to say it that he knows all the billionaire pedophiles and the creeps that let them continue to be pedophiles.
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