Those humps in Washington who took the food stamps out of the farm bill to get it passed and this week we find out the U.S. Agriculture Department paid out $32 million in soil conservation payments and crop insurance aid to dead farmers from 2008 to 2012. No wonder they dropped the food stamps, the people who need them are alive.
Boy those Republicans really do hate poor people, even people like those in New Jersey who weren’t poor before hurricane Sandy came along and blew away their houses and businesses. Republican Senaterrible from Kentucky, Rand (The Nut Doesn’t Fall From the Tree) Paul who referred to the Sandy victims as having “Gimmie, Gimmie attitudes” and said they were taking money that we should spend on the defense budget. THE DEFENSE BUDGET, the number one thing we spend money on. Our defense budget is larger than the next 10 countries put together. The real irony is that Kentucky takes almost 3 times as much money from the Federal government as the state of New Jersey.
Good ole Rand was the lone no vote in confirming the new F.B.I. director this week. He thought that Jack Bauer was the only man for the job. Rand told his fellow Senators that Jack had singlehandedly saved America for 8 straight seasons.
Congressmoron Republican Steve (And You Thought Steven King was Scary) King from Iowa who last week said most of the illegal immigrants coming across the border had calves the size of cantaloupes from carrying hundreds of pounds of drugs is now saying that he was complimenting them. Well hell, I’m sure glad ole Steve cleared that up. Here I was thinking he was an idiot racist moron.
Ex-Congressmoron Anthony Weiner said yesterday that he would not drop out of the mayor’s race, but he would consider dropping his pants if anyone wanted to take a picture.
O.J.Simpson appeared before a two-member parole panel last Thursday to plead for leniency. He said he's tried to be a model inmate and hasn’t killed a single person while in jail.
President Obama gets a hump mention today for even considering Larry Summers to head up the Fed. Talk about letting the fox guard the hen house. Shame on you Obama.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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