Small Talk Around the Water Cooler

There are reports that three million people came to see Pope Frankie the Sissy in Rio de Janeiro this past week-end.  That’s almost a million and half more than the Rollings Stone drew last year.  I don’t know what the ticket prices were to see Frankie but he must have cleaned up.

The Wolverine movie might have been number one at the box office this week-end, but I found it quite disappointing.  There was nothing about his poor mother who toiled for years as a maid, Wolverclean or his abusive father Wolvermean.  It doesn’t have anything in it about his geeky brother Wolverweenie or sister Wolverjean. Not one word about his son Wolverteen, and his anorexic daughter Wolverlean.  Nothing even about his gay uncle Wolverqueen, drug-addict coustin Wolverfiend  or jewish grandma Wolversteen.  You would think the guy was raised by wolves or something.   

Republican Representative Paul(Let Them Eat Cake) Ryan said this week that The War on Poverty has "failed miserably.  He went on to say that he just can’t believe all those poor people are still here, but he said if he and his fellow Republicans will just hang in there and keep cutting food stamps and other welfare programs they will eventually starve all of those poor people to death and be rid of poverty forever.

Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin is trying her best to stay in the spotlight by running off at the mouth again. This time she is claming that the GOP political machine of Karl (Darth Vader’s Brother) Rove and his minions wouldn’t let her tell America the truth about Obama back in 2008…. The truth being that he was black.  She went on to say that if she could have told America, she would have been able to put in her two years as Vice-President before she quit.

Only dead people were inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame this year which pretty well indicates where baseball stands today.

Even though Texas is increasing voter suppression tactics, Congressmoron Republican Looney (If you’re White, You’re Alright) Gohmert said yesterday there was no racial discrimination at the polls in Texas.  He said all you need for voter ID in Texas is your NRA membership card, a receipt from Chic-fil-a or Hobby Lobby and be 21 with an IQ of 18 or the other way around.  He couldn’t remember which. 



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