Rodney's Believe It or Not

I looked up dysfunctional in the dictionary and found this.

 The House Republicans have given their members a booklet on how to talk to their constituents. The booklet is titled “Fighting Washington.”  Not “Getting something done in Washington, or Working for All Americans”  Yessir, they are gonna tell those fine folks at home that they are blocking, saying NO, and doing everything in their power to bring Washington to a dead standstill.  There is your tax dollars at work  Think you’re getting your money’s worth?

Hey it’s Daddy Cruz….

Texas Senaterrible Ted (The Communist are Coming, The Communist are Coming) Cruz is a big opponent of the immigration bill.  Here is a little info you might not know on Little Teddy.  His father Rafael (Jesus is Coming, Jesus is Coming) Cruz was a Castro supporter who bribed his way out of Cuba to come to America and then spent 50 years here before becoming a citizen  As many of you probably know, Teddy’s mom was American but moved to Canada before dropping this bonehead on the world. .

Daddy Cruz has also called Obama another Hitler and evidently talks with God on a regular basis because God told him that Teddy was special. I think little Teddy is especially crazy.  I just hope God doesn’t text Daddy Cruz while he is driving because that could be dangerous.

Little Teddy said his recent trip to Iowa was not for politics.  Being the financial conservative that he is, he just wanted to visit the birthplace of his hero Herbert Hoover.  Ya’ll remember ole Herbie.  In 1928 as the Republican nominee for President he had this to say. "We in America today are nearer to the final triumph over poverty than ever before in the history of any land." Of course within months the stock market crashed, and the nation spiraled downward into depression. 

Some quickies…….
It’s official.  Kate has a little Willie.

Looks like Geraldo is off his medication again.

Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus are back together again. Ain’t love grand?  Billy Ray filed for divorce in 2010 and then called it off, Tish filed in 2013 and has called it off.  I am assuming Miley will file for them in 2016.

Another baseball player has come down with Lance Armstrong Syndrome (drugs & lying). So What?


Stay tuned for future adventures.