More Bubbles From My Soapbox

 

They say everything is bigger in Texas. Here are some of the biggest boneheads on the planet:

Texas Governor Gregg (Hell-on-Wheels) Abbott said today that there is no guarantee that the electrical grid won’t go down again.  So far about 70,000 Texans are sitting with no lights proving him right.  As the temperatures go down, I’m pretty sure this number will go up. Sure would like to see him put out in the cold next election.

Texas Lt. Governor Goober Dan (Pig-Face) Patrick doesn’t have to worry about freezing his balls off because he doesn’t have any.

Texas Senator Ted (I Haven’t Got A Clue) Cruz must have thought he was being clever today when he twitted a rant saying “inflation is out of control” and listed gas, food and lumber prices and then said, “and tickets to Cancun are up 32%.” This dipshit is about as funny as a train wreck.

A parent in the school district of Katy, Texas wants them to remove Michelle Obama’s book from the school library because she says it promotes “reverse racism.”  The only thing backward here is that bonehead.

 

 

And Now For Something Completely Different

 

The Whooping Crane festival is coming up in Port Aransas, Texas in March. Remember if you’ve seen 800 whooping cranes, you’ve seen them all.

I understand there is a new modern fairy tale being released based on Trump followers.  It will be called Guillible’s Travels.

Did you know there is a second Goldilocks fairy tale?  It is Goldilocks and The Three Pigs. I understand it is about the origin of “Pigs in a Blanket”

According to the Chinese New Year, the Cincinnati Bengals will win the Super Bowl.

We just had another Groundhog Day which I don’t give much attention to.  I prefer Boss Hog Day which says there will be six more weeks of harassing the Dukes of Hazzard and Daisy.

 

Stay tuned for future adventures