I have noticed people referring to the place where I live as
deep East Texas. I guarantee there is
absolutely nothing deep about East Texas.
I’ll admit it is knee deep in racism, conspiracy theories and low I.Q.
politicians like Congressmoron Louie Gohmert, but that is certainly nothing to
brag about.
I have been trying to figure out if Republican voters in
Georgia are slow-witted, dull, stupid, obtuse, ignorant, bemused, absurd or
simply uninformed. After I read that they
still think Hershel (I’ve Been Hit in in the Head Way Too Many Times) Walker is
a viable candidate for Senator, I have decided that they’re just assholes.
In Florida, over five thousand residents have complained
that when they received their voter registration cards in the mail, they discovered
they had been illegally changed from Democrat to Republican voters. I think
this is all part of the Republican Party’s new motto, “If you can’t beat em,
cheat em.”
In Llano, Texas the Llano County commissioners have decided
to remove the library online service Overdrive. Sounds to me like the Llano
County commissioners need to be removed.
In McMinn County, Tennessee they had a good old fashioned
book burning event. It was organized by Mt. Juliet pastor Greg (I Have God on
Speed Dial) Locke. Besides being an “Arsonist for Jesus”, Greg is a big
pro-Trump conspiracy theorist.
In Washington D.C. the Republican National Committee said
that January 6th, 2021 was just “ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate
political discourse.” That’s like saying
on December 7th, 1941, Ordinary Japanese pilots were performing a
legitimate air show over Pearl Harbor.
Stay tuned for future adventures
I think the Pear Harbor anaology is spot on.
ReplyDeleteBTW, the FAA and FCC battle over 5G simply put means if the FCC is wrong, people die. The FAA might have learned something from the Boeing 737 Max.
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