Thursday, February 24, 2022

Inquiring Minds Want to Know

 




Some of history’s unanswered questions.

 

·       Why did the chicken cross the road?

·       Who was behind the grassy knoll?

·       Who picked up the check at the Last Supper?

·       Where’s Waldo?

·       Who let the dogs out?

·       When will pigs fly?

·       Who put the ram in rama-lama-ding-dong?

·       Where’s the Beef?

·       What’s love got to do with it?

·       Why did the cow jump over the moon and what was the relationship between the dish and the spoon?

·       Who ate the first oyster?

·       Where did Cain and Abel’s wives come from? Were they the first mail-order brides?

·       Which came first, the chicken fried steak or egg foo young?

·       Why did the little piggie go wee wee wee all the way home?

·       What’s in your wallet?

·       Why do Psychic’s ask who you are?

·       What was George Washington’s problem with cherry trees?

·       Do the members of The Flat Earth Society live all over the globe?

·       How low is Trump’s I.Q. and how high is his Cholesterol?


Stay tuned for future adventures

 

1 comment:

  1. I'm still perplexed by the cross dressing wolf pretending to be Little Red Riding Hoods grandmother.
    Why couldn't LRRH tell the difference between a big bad wolf and her grandma? Severely Myopic?

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