It seems the Dallas Cowboys paid a confidential settlement of
2.4 million dollars to four members of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders after a
senior executive was accused of voyeurism in the locker room as they
undressed. The executive was Richard (Peek-a-Boo) Dairymple who was senior vice president for public relations. I understand Mr.
Dairymple said it was simply a misunderstanding of his title. He thought he was
senior vice president of pubic relations.
Pastor Greg (I Have God on Speed Dial) Locke of
the Global Vision Bible Church accused some members of his congregation cult this week of being witches and that they
were on a mission to destroy the church. I understand Grandstand Gregg ask for matches
and firewood when the collection plate was passed. Of course, if they were real
witches, they could have just twitched their noses and turned him into a mouse on
the spot. I do believe the Global Vision boneheads are so narrow minded, they can
look through a keyhole with both eyes.
Supposedly Jesus said, “Blessed are the meek for they shall
inherit the earth”. I’m pretty sure there was a mistake in the translation from
the Hebrew. I’m beginning to believe he
said, “Beware of the stupid for they shall invade the earth.”
Mike (My Pillows Are Soft and So Is My Head) Lindell
former crack addict turned crack idiot was denied entry into Canada with
his truck load of pillows for the unvaccinated truckers. Mike said he would rent helicopters and drop
the pillows on the truckers from the air. It’s always sad to see an addict
relapse in public.
I understand that Tucker (I Lie for A Living) Carlson
who is a big supporter of the anti-vax truckers is considering changing his
name to Trucker. I can think of another letter he could change that would be
more appropriate.
A judge in New York has ordered Trumpypoo, Ivanka and Don
Jr. to sit for depositions. It will be interesting to see who throws who under the
bus first.
Stay tuned for future adventures
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