The Pinocchio Party

 Hey little Teddy (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz finally got some attention. He won several awards in the Washingtonian best and worse of Congress survey. He was named “most partisan, biggest show horse, most clueless and biggest disappointment.”  You know his family is proud of him. I just came across a new word that describes little Teddy to a T.

\MITH-uh-meyn\

noun 1. a person with a strong or irresistible propensity for fantasizing, lying, or exaggerating.

I also think this applies to everyone who works for Faux News.

Louisiana Congressmoron David (I Love Hookers) Vitter is trying to block Obama’s Ebola funding because he says most of the money is going to Africa. He thinks it should be spent on our borders. That reminds me of the drunk who was looking for his car keys. When asked where he lost them, he replied right over there by my car. When asked why he was looking over here, he said because this is where the light is.

I remember when little Davey got caught going to hookers a while back.  Someone asked him how he rationalized his family values stance and hookers, he said that hookers have family too.  

Texas Congressmoron Steve (I Haven’t Got a Clue) Stockman really should get a job with Cirque du Soleil.  I don’t know many people who can stick their foot in their mouth at the same time they have their head up their ass.  Short-on-brains Steve said this week on a radio show that he wondered if President Obama was using Ebola to take over the Government.  Huh? I can’t quite wrap my head around how that would work, but guess who’s show he was on when this dribble fell out of his mouth?  It was Christian radio host Rick (Born Again and This Time Without a Brain) Wiles who a couple of weeks ago said that Ebola was a good thing because it would get rid of the gays and atheists. Just anther good Christian spouting their version of compassion.



Stay tuned for future adventures.