Texas Attorney General Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott is very upset that a federal judge has ruled against the state’s ban on same sex marriage. Little Greggy claims that same sex marriages will cause heterosexuals to not have children. I have thought about that statement for two days and it still doesn’t make sense. It is becoming obvious that when that mean ole tree fell on Greggy Poo, it caused quite a bit of brain damage also.
I do believe Alaska has as many idiot Congressmorons as Texas. Alaskan Congressmoron Don (I Sure as Hell Ain’t) Young said this in an interview. "Don’t you ever touch me. The last guy who touched me ended up on the ground dead.” Of course what everyone is wondering is who did this bonehead kill? Ole Donnie is 81 years old and seems to have gotten dumber every year he has been on this planet.
I think it is time to shoot my mouth off again about guns. I believe there are legitimate hunters who own guns and there are gun nuts who own guns. The gun nuts are exactly what it sounds like. They are mostly people who own 32’s,45’s and 44 hand guns and AK-47's and have I.Q.’s much lower than that. One of their big talking points is “well hell, you can kill somebody with a knife or a fork, I don’t hear anybody wanting to take away knifes or forks.”
I have to agree, a person can kill someone with a knife or fork. In fact you can kill someone with a number of different items. The difference is that I believe it takes quite a bit of skill and courage to kill someone with one of those items as opposed to any wimpy, limp-dick, chicken-shit asshole who can pull a trigger. Yes I am saying that gun nuts are wimpy, limp-dick, chicken shit assholes. Are we clear?
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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