Special Saturday Edition

Oh drat, the TeaNut Republicans are having a hissy fit over Wendy (I May Not be the First Lady Governor of Texas, but I Will be the Best) Davis’s latest TV ad. It opens with a shot of an empty wheel chair. Her opponent Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott was paralyzed in 1984 when a tree fell on him proving that even trees don’t like this asshole. Little Greggy Poo sued the owner of the tree and has so far collected $5.8 million and will continue to collect money for the rest of his life. 

 I have no problem with that, but the problem I do have is that Asshole Gregg doesn’t want anyone else to be able to do the same thing. He has supported a number of efforts to make it harder to sue, including a controversial 2003 Texas law that capped non-economic damages in medical malpractice cases at $250,000 and he has fought tooth and nail to block the courthouse door to disabled Texans who sue the state.

This jerk has been running ads with him surrounded by kids and the announcer talking about how important education is for the state of Texas, but in reality, he supports cutting millions of dollars from education. Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott doesn’t give a shit about kids, poor people or women’s health care. Gregg only cares about Gregg.

My reaction to Wendy’s ad is, wow, finally a politician with the courage to tell the truth.



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