Hump Day

 Same ole Humps:

The TeaNut Republicans are running an ad here in East Texas that begins with “Wendy Davis is back in the news in another scandal.”  The problem is that Wendy is not back in the news and there never was a scandal.  The incident they are talking about happened back in the spring, you can actually read a date on newspaper picture that is April 18, 2014, and on top of that, nothing came of it. Just some more blatant lies by these assholes, but let’s talk about today.

The Feds have been asked to investigate Texas Attorney General Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott’s involvement in Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry’s Texas Enterprise Fund where they gave away 222 million dollars to friends who didn’t apply or even ask for the money.  These boneheads really should be locked up and go into the history books right beside Ken ( I'd Rather Be Dead) Lay, Jeff (The Smartest Guy in My Jail Cell) Skilling and Alan (Trust Me) Stanford. 

Texas Senaterrible Ted (Will Someone Please Pay Attention to Me) Cruz threw a hissy fit about the Supreme Court not taking up same sex marriage. He said it was “tragic and indefensible,” and went on to say, “This is judicial activism at its worst.” Wow and this is the same bunch of boneheads that a few months back when they gave the thumbs up to Hobby Lobby he thought were doing a great job. Look up hypocrite in the dictionary and you will find this.

Iowa GOP candidate for the Senate, Joni (I'm Really Not) Ernst must be related to Perry and Abbott.  Seems while she was the Montgomery County, Iowa auditor, she awarded contracts totaling 215,665 dollars to her dad’s company. When told the state had a conflict of interest law, she said there was no problem, she and her dad pretty much agree on everything.



Stay tuned for future adventures.