Bill (The Only Thing Bigger Than My Mouth is My Ego) O’Riley’s latest paranoid conspiracy laden drivel is “Killing Patton.” Billy boy has dreamed up a plot where Joesph Stalin had General Patton murdered. If this were a sold as a piece of fiction it would be mildly entertaining but Big Mouth Bill wants you to believe this is a true story. Yeah, you know, like he wants you to believe he is a real writer.
If little Willy really wanted to write an expose, he would write “Killing Brain Cells” which is what happens to people who watch Faux News.
OMG, I do believe that hell has frozen over. Fox News political analyst Juan ( Of Course I'm a Token) Williams had
this to say in an opinion piece this week.
“On Obama’s watch, 5.1 million jobs have also been added to payrolls,
the S&P/Case-Shiller national home price index is up about 17 percent and
the S&P 500 stock index has more than doubled while hitting all-time
records." What! You can't say anything positive about Obama on Faux News. I wonder how long it
will take Roger (HMFIC) Ailes to fire
this guy.
An
independent audit of Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry’s Texas
Enterprise Fund gave away almost 222 million dollars to entities that never
submitted applications or promises to create jobs. Well isn’t that friendly of
Mr. GoodHair. Also his asshole buddy Texas Attorney General Gregg (Hell On
Wheels) Abbott is refusing to disclose who walked away with all that loot. Gregg
says he doesn’t kiss and tell. The only sex here is that once again, John Q.
Pubic is the one getting screwed.
Speaking
of ole Greggy poo, I believe there are two ways to keep this asshole out of the
Governor’s Mansion. (A) Vote his dumb ass into oblivion) (B) Remove the ramps.
After reading more about the breach at the White House, I finally understand why they are called The Secret Service. It’s like they are not even there.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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