Have you seen the new Viagra ads on TV? They finally decided to put a woman
in their commercial and she is a not very good blonde actress with a British
accent.
After seeing the ad a few times
I have decided their target audience is 13 year old boys, 50 year old men who
act like 13 year old boys or old white men who watch Fox News.
I don’t know why Viagra spends tons of money making 2 minute commercials
talking all around the subject when they could make a 15 second commercial that
would sell their product by the truck loads.
The scene would open with a mature gentleman sitting in a doctor’s
examining room.
The man says, “Doctor is
my heart healthy enough for sex?” to which the doctor replies, “Hell yes, it’s
your limp dick that is the problem.”
Pat (I’ve Got God on Speed Dial)
Robertson is on a roll.
In the past week he has told his small
audience (of 700, that’s why it’s called the 700 Club) that you could get Aids
from towels in Kenya
and that we have the ability to raise the dead but we just don’t use it.
Why hell no we don’t use it. Have you ever
watched The Walking Dead?
If you missed Stephen Colbert talking about the Congressmoron
Louie ( I
Really Am the Dumbest Asshole on the Planet)
Gohmert. Check it out.
It's the best laugh I have had all year.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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