Monday Morning Quarterback

Texas Senaterrible Ted (Big Mouth, No Brains) Cruz was running his mouth off all week end about how those little Ebolas are going to get us. Little Teddy wants to stop all flights coming into the United States even though all of the experts say that is impossible and would actually make things worse. Teddy Boy has never been one to listen to the experts who know what to do. I find it stunning that about 35,000 people die in this country every year from the flu and one person dies from Ebola and these fear spouting boneheads want to close the airports.  

Of course we don’t have a Surgeon General during this time of need because Just Say No Teddy is blocking the President’s nomination. Teddy had this to say on the TV.  "And we don’t have one because President Obama, instead of nominating a health professional, he nominated someone who is an anti-gun activist.”  The man is a doctor so I’m pretty sure he is a health professional and I guess Two-Gun Teddy doesn’t think guns pose a health problem even though about 100,000 people get shot every year in the United States. 

Another future star in the NFL (Numerous Felons League) is playing football for Hoquiam High School in Washington.  He is still playing because Hoquiam school Superintendent Mike (Boys Will be Boys) Parker refuses to suspend him even though he is charged with two counts of rape. Mr. Parker said, "We felt that he's innocent until proven guilty."    Of course what he didn’t say was that he thought the two girls are obviously lying. Superintendent Parker must be going for the Asshole of the Year award in education.

More football: A Georgia high school football player went on Faux News last week to tell the world how devastated he was because his school has to remove a statue that stands in front of their stadium because it contains bible verses. Boy that silly ole Constitution can sure jump up and bite you in the ass.  Of course if that statue contained some verses from the Koran, he probably would be out there with a pile driver.


Stay tuned for future adventures.