Politicians, Preachers and Pimps

Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry went on the TV and said, “Today, I issued an executive order creating the Texas task force on infectious disease and response.”  Yessir, he said that the task force would shoot, kill, step-on, swat and mash every single Ebola that tried to enter into the great Lone Star state. Perry said he wasn’t sure what Ebola’s looked like but vowed to kill every one of them.

Supreme Court Judge Antonin (I Always Judge a Book by it’s Cover) Scalia told an audience in Colorado last week that it is alright for the U.S. Government to favor a religion.  Big mouth, little brain Anthony obviously hasn’t read the Constitution lately.  You know the part where it says,    "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

I am pretty sure the judge means Christianity over Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and many of the other religions practiced in this country.  I myself belong to the First Church of the Frisbee.  We believe when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and you can’t get it down. 

Evidently Judge Antonio and his other asshole buddies on the Supreme Court think it is not alright to favor women’s health care.

The TeaNut Republican who is running for the Senate from Iowa, Joni (I’m Really Not) Ernst once said she would support legislation that would allow local law enforcement to arrest federal officials attempting to implement Obamacare.  Of course now that Obamacare is working and most people like it, little Joni is doing the Iowa back peddle as hard as she can. Why anyone would vote for this bonehead is beyond me?

Rafael (My Best Friend is Fidel) Cruz who claims to have sired Texas Senaterrible Ted (Would Someone Please Pay Attention to Me) Cruz, is back in the news.  While speaking ranting at a event in Ohio, Rafael pointed out a liberal writer in the audience and pretty much urged the crowd to rough him up which they tried to do until the police stepped in. Rabid Rafael went on to tell the crowd to "buy a gun" and "defend themselves" because "bad things" were going to happen to America. What an ASSHOLE…Just like his idiot son.

Television’s first cancellation of the new season has happened. The CEO of God TV, Rory (I’m Not a Very Smart) Alec is stepping down. He said that he had a “moral failure” recently. I understand there is no set date for Rory’s induction into the Preachers Hall of Shame as they have been unable to find a building large enough to hold all of the members.


 Stay tuned for future adventures.