Disparity

Here is some really disturbing news.  In 2010, over half the wealth in the entire world was held by 385 individuals.  As of today, over half the wealth in the entire world is held by 80 people.  That is seriously out of whack.

35 of those people are Americans and of course two of them are the sleezy Koch brothers.  They announced this week that they plan on spending 889 million dollars on getting TeaNut wackos elected to office this year. .

So if you don’t think these boneheads are bought and paid for….think again.

Iowa’s answer to Sarah (Half Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin is Joni (My Brain Is Hog Tied) Ernst.  Last week in her rebuttal to the State of the Union address, Joni told the story about how poor her family was growing up.  How she only had one pair of shoes and they had holes in them. She would wrap them up in bags to keep out the snow and rain when she walked to catch the school bus. Poor Joni.

It is now known that Joni’s family received over $460,000 dollars in government assistance. I think the bags she was referring to came from the bags of money her Uncle Sam sent them.

Little Joni also espoused on the campaign trail that she thinks churches not the government ought to take care of the poor and sick.   Joni is like Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry in thinking that Jesus Care is much better than ObamaCare.  Of course with JesusCare you just pray that you don’t get sick.

Former Arkansas Governor Mike (Aw Shucks) Huckabee thinks that chapel and bible readings will stop school shootings. Little Mikey thinks JesusCare works here also. You just pray you don’t get shot.

Here is something else Shuckabee believes in.  In 1998 he was one of 131 signatories to affirm the statement on family issued by the 1998 Southern Baptist convention.  That statement read "A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ."   I wonder if he would have been so eager and willing to sign up if he had to submit servant leadership to his wife.




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Another Flakey Friday

Iowa’s Congressmoron Steve ( I Never Met An Immigrant I Liked) King, the GOP’s (Gang of Prevaricators) biggest critic of immigration reform is hosting his Freedom Summit this weekend.  I am not sure why he calls it the Freedom Summit since there will be no free thinking allowed.

Here is a partial lineup of the boneheads attending this fiasco, Chris (I Don’t Burn Bridges, I Just Close Them) Christie, Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz, Rick ( I Need To Be In A) Santorum, Mike (I Have God’s Vote) Huckabee and Ben (Oreo Cookie) Carson.  I am pretty sure none of these goobers ever had an original thought in there lives.

Speaking of Iowa, new Senaterrible Joni (I Really Am Not) Ernst who instead of delivering a rebuttal to President Obama’s State of the Union Address simply blathered on about how poor her family was during Ronald (Bad Actor, Worse President) Reagan’s time in office. I guess little Ronnie’s trickle down economics didn’t trickle down to Iowa.

Congressomoron Louie ( I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert is facing ethics complaint of using his PAC money for a trip to England to make political speeches. Since Loony Louie is a member of the Penthouse of Representatives and not a member of the House of Lords in England, that is a no-no.  Louie said he thought since we won the Revolutionary War that England was under American rules.

Here is the list of 48 Republican Senaterribles that voted to say climate change is not man made.
Barrasso, John (R – WY)
Blunt, Roy (R – MO)
Boozman, John (R – AR)
Burr, Richard (R – NC)
Capito, Shelley Moore (R – WV)
Cassidy, Bill (R – LA)
Coats, Daniel (R – IN)
Cochran, Thad (R – MS)
Corker, Bob (R – TN)
Cornyn, John (R – TX)
Cotton, Tom (R – AR)
Crapo, Mike (R – ID)
Cruz, Ted (R – TX)
Daines, Steve (R – MT)
Enzi, Michael B. (R – WY)
Ernst, Joni (R – IA)
Fischer, Deb (R – NE)
Flake, Jeff (R – AZ)
Gardner, Cory (R – CO)
Grassley, Chuck (R – IA)
Hatch, Orrin G. (R – UT)
Heller, Dean (R – NV)
Hoeven, John (R – ND)
Inhofe, James M. (R – OK)
Isakson, Johnny (R – GA)
Johnson, Ron (R – WI)
Lankford, James (R – OK)
Lee, Mike (R – UT)
McCain, John (R – AZ)
McConnell, Mitch (R – KY)
Moran, Jerry (R – KS)
Murkowski, Lisa (R – AK)
Paul, Rand (R – KY)
Perdue, David (R – GA)
Portman, Rob (R – OH)
Risch, James E. (R – ID)
Roberts, Pat (R – KS)
Rounds, Mike (R – SD)
Rubio, Marco (R – FL)
Sasse, Ben (R – NE)
Scott, Tim (R – SC)
Sessions, Jeff (R – AL)
Shelby, Richard C. (R – AL)
Sullivan, Daniel (R – AK)
Thune, John (R – SD)
Tillis, Thom (R – NC)
Toomey, Patrick J. (R – PA)
Vitter, David (R – LA)
Wicker, Roger F. (R – MS)

I really don’t understand why these boneheads think that man can’t change the climate.  Don’t they know who invented the thermostat?

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Flakey Friday

An event called the Deep East Texas Reception was held in Austin this week and Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert was recognized as Deep East Texas Legislator of the year 2015.  First of all there is absolutely nothing Deep about East Texas and there sure as hell isn’t anything Deep about Looney Louie, but how do you get to be legislator of the year when the year is only three weeks old?  There is still enough time left in the year for people to become conscious and have Louie committed to Rusk State hospital for being terminally stupid.

Iowa’s newest and possible dumbest ever Senterrible Joni (I Really Am Not) Ernst has drawn the short straw and will give the Republican response after President Obama’s State of the Union address. Little hogtied Joni who uttered some extremely stupid things during her campaign will now get the chance to make a complete fool of herself in front of a national audience.    

Another example of those fine loving Christians, you know the ones that talk about that we are all God’s children, showing their hypocritical ass in public.  A funeral was abruptly stopped when the minister found out the deceased was gay.  Of course, since she was dead, I am pretty sure she was no longer gay, but in all of his narrow brained wisdom, he decided he just couldn’t go on proclaiming what a good person she was.

This all took place in front of hundreds of family and friends at the New Hope Ministries in Denver. I would suggest they change their name to No Hope Ministries as they have obviously decided to remain locked in the darkness of their ignorance.   

Sate Represenitive from South Carolina Alan ( My Gun Is A 45 And So Is My I.Q) Clemmons wants high schools in his state to teach a curriculum consisting of material from the NRA (National Rabid Assholes). He said each student would be checked before entering the classroom for a gun and if they didn’t one, they would be issued one.  I think Ammo Alan has this guy in mind to teach the class.  

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Hump Day

 Same ole Humps:

The TeaNut Republicans are running an ad here in East Texas that begins with “Wendy Davis is back in the news in another scandal.”  The problem is that Wendy is not back in the news and there never was a scandal.  The incident they are talking about happened back in the spring, you can actually read a date on newspaper picture that is April 18, 2014, and on top of that, nothing came of it. Just some more blatant lies by these assholes, but let’s talk about today.

The Feds have been asked to investigate Texas Attorney General Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott’s involvement in Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry’s Texas Enterprise Fund where they gave away 222 million dollars to friends who didn’t apply or even ask for the money.  These boneheads really should be locked up and go into the history books right beside Ken ( I'd Rather Be Dead) Lay, Jeff (The Smartest Guy in My Jail Cell) Skilling and Alan (Trust Me) Stanford. 

Texas Senaterrible Ted (Will Someone Please Pay Attention to Me) Cruz threw a hissy fit about the Supreme Court not taking up same sex marriage. He said it was “tragic and indefensible,” and went on to say, “This is judicial activism at its worst.” Wow and this is the same bunch of boneheads that a few months back when they gave the thumbs up to Hobby Lobby he thought were doing a great job. Look up hypocrite in the dictionary and you will find this.

Iowa GOP candidate for the Senate, Joni (I'm Really Not) Ernst must be related to Perry and Abbott.  Seems while she was the Montgomery County, Iowa auditor, she awarded contracts totaling 215,665 dollars to her dad’s company. When told the state had a conflict of interest law, she said there was no problem, she and her dad pretty much agree on everything.



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Politicians, Preachers and Pimps

Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry went on the TV and said, “Today, I issued an executive order creating the Texas task force on infectious disease and response.”  Yessir, he said that the task force would shoot, kill, step-on, swat and mash every single Ebola that tried to enter into the great Lone Star state. Perry said he wasn’t sure what Ebola’s looked like but vowed to kill every one of them.

Supreme Court Judge Antonin (I Always Judge a Book by it’s Cover) Scalia told an audience in Colorado last week that it is alright for the U.S. Government to favor a religion.  Big mouth, little brain Anthony obviously hasn’t read the Constitution lately.  You know the part where it says,    "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

I am pretty sure the judge means Christianity over Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and many of the other religions practiced in this country.  I myself belong to the First Church of the Frisbee.  We believe when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and you can’t get it down. 

Evidently Judge Antonio and his other asshole buddies on the Supreme Court think it is not alright to favor women’s health care.

The TeaNut Republican who is running for the Senate from Iowa, Joni (I’m Really Not) Ernst once said she would support legislation that would allow local law enforcement to arrest federal officials attempting to implement Obamacare.  Of course now that Obamacare is working and most people like it, little Joni is doing the Iowa back peddle as hard as she can. Why anyone would vote for this bonehead is beyond me?

Rafael (My Best Friend is Fidel) Cruz who claims to have sired Texas Senaterrible Ted (Would Someone Please Pay Attention to Me) Cruz, is back in the news.  While speaking ranting at a event in Ohio, Rafael pointed out a liberal writer in the audience and pretty much urged the crowd to rough him up which they tried to do until the police stepped in. Rabid Rafael went on to tell the crowd to "buy a gun" and "defend themselves" because "bad things" were going to happen to America. What an ASSHOLE…Just like his idiot son.

Television’s first cancellation of the new season has happened. The CEO of God TV, Rory (I’m Not a Very Smart) Alec is stepping down. He said that he had a “moral failure” recently. I understand there is no set date for Rory’s induction into the Preachers Hall of Shame as they have been unable to find a building large enough to hold all of the members.


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Hump Day

The humps of the week.  

 St. Louis Archbishop Robert ( I Really Do Like Little Boys) Carlson testified last month that he wasn’t sure whether it was illegal for priests to have sex with children.  He also said he wasn’t sure about earth being round instead of flat and if the moon was made of cheese. Just another fine represenitive of the Catholic Cult.   

The Republican Party in Virginia replaced a jerk with a brat this week.  TeaNut Dave (I Really Am a) Brat defeated Republican House Majority leader Eric (Say No To Everything) Cantor in the primary contest.  Davy a little known economics professor at Randolph-Macon College has virtually no political experience. Seems that Eric didn’t either.

The Tea (The Extremist Asshole) Party has quite a wide range of followers I’m learning.  It is loaded with racist, misogynist, gun nut, religious wackos of all kinds.  I was going to say of all colors but we know they only see one color.  They are one dimensional, single minded and are void of having an original thought or idea which means they can some times win an election but are incapable of governing.

To be able to govern, you have to believe in moderation, have compassion and a certain degree of intelligence.  Politicians and members of the Tea Party that I know about, have none of these qualities.  

The GOP candidate from Iowa Joni (I’m Really Not) Ernst who got in trouble by calling the mass shooting in California “an accident” is back in the news. She had to apologize for remarks her husband Gail said on Facebook about Hillary.  Joni of course is a TeaNut and her husband is just a nut. 

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Wednesday Humps With Guns

 The big gun-fight is on. The good news is that it’s between two gun organizations. The NRA and Open Carry Texas, two groups of gun nuts who symbolically substitute the lead in their bullets for the lack of lead in their pants  Right away they’ve been shooting their mouths off at each other. The NRA put out an statement saying that Open Carry Texas was just plain weird, so Open Carry Texas came back and said “The NRA is nothing but a money whore corporation.”  Hey they are both right.

At one time in my life the NRA (National Rifle Association) was all about hunters and gun safety, but somewhere along the line they changed to the NRA (National Rabid Assholes) and could care less about gun safety. Selling more guns is their only priority.

In my opinion, there are two kinds of gun owners; legitimate hunters and gun nuts. Legitimate hunters own shotguns and rifles. Gun nuts own every kind of gun possible, especially hand guns and semi-automatics.   To my knowledge, every mass shooter so far has come from the gun nut side of the ledger. 

Speaking of guns, Joni (My Mentor is Michele Bachman)Ernst, who is a Republican running for the U.S. Senate from Iowa, has called the mass shooting in California two weeks ago an accident. An accident?  The guy shot and stabbed seven people to death.  What did he do, kill the wrong people?   She is just another example of a pimp for the NRA saying something really stupid.  I find it amazing that these people can still manage to stick their foot in their mouth while having their head up their ass at the same time.

And the gun owner of the week is an old fart in Minnesota who pulled a gun on his neighbor because he didn’t like the way the neighbor was teaching his daughter how to ride a bicycle.  Mr. Gun Nut was arrested on second degree assault charges. He told police that he had been drinking all day but said it didn’t influence his actions.  He said Jesus said, “Give a person a ride and they will hound you for more, but teach them how to ride a bicycle and they are out of your life forever”.    

Stay tuned for future adventures.