HUMP Day

Humps of the week…possibly of the decade.

These five boneheads obviously were never were told about the birds and bees.  They have ruled that four contraceptives are somehow the same as getting an abortion.  It’s fairly plain and simple, in order to have an abortion one must be pregnant and for these boneheads who don’t know where babies come from, contraception’s prevent one from being pregnant.

And in case you didn't know it. The Constitution does not specify qualifications for Justices such as age, education, profession,or native-born citizenship. A Justice does not have to be a lawyer or law school graduate.  It is also obvious that they don't have to have compassion, empathy, or much common sense.  And these assholes are there for life. 

Even though I live in religious wacko east Texas, I am not a religious person, but the Hobby Lobby decision has converted me. I will now be getting down on my knees every night and praying that Michaels will build a store in Lufkin and put Hobby Lobby out of business. 

The Ku Klux Klan held a rally at Gettysburg National Military Park over the weekend.  They had ten members show up.  One klan protester shouted, "We are taking back this land."  To which I say, “Unless you are a Native American, shut the fuck up.”

The Texas State Boys State Government Training conference was held over the weekend.  It is being reported that photos and speeches which were degrading to women are showing up.  They held a mock county convention where one candidate stood up and simply said, “Cold beer and tities.”  Oh how nice.  A brand new crop of Rick(All Hair, No Integrity) Perrys, Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbotts and Dan (I Really Am Nuts) Patricks.

Surprisingly the Girls State conference, which is also sponsored by The American Legion, was held at the same time, but very different, more uh, let’s say mature. The girls discussed legalized same-sex marriage, passed legislation to address rape on college campuses, and debated raising the minimum wage.

Here is the real kicker. 30 State Senators and Representatives spoke at the boy’s conference but not a single member of the State legislature came to talk to the girls. When it comes to Texas politics, women are second class citizens.

  

Utah Republican Senaterrible Mike (I’m A Mormon and a Moron) Lee is perfectly fine with the government paying for boner pills but thinks that women who use contraceptives are basically sluts.  I think ole Mike probably has sex by himself a lot.

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 Stay tuned for future adventures.