If It's Not One Thing, It's Another

The Open Carry boneheads in Richmond, Virginia decided they would have a big rally on July 4^th.  They invited 300 people via Facebook to come walk around with their guns slung over their shoulders and their arrogance in full view.

 

Three showed up. That’s what I call firing blanks.

Two women have filed gender discrimination lawsuits against Goldman Sachs. Goldman is accused of a “boys club” atmosphere with binge drinking and trips to strip clubs.  I understand they have also asked that the name be changed to Goldman Sucks. 

  

 

Target’s in-store music system will only be playing Johhny Cash’s “Don’t take your guns to town” from now on.

 

When Republican boneheads John (Civil War Veteran) McCain and Lindsay (I’m Just a Poor Southern Boy with a Stick up My Ass) Graham went on Face the Nation they couldn’t run their mouth fast enough blaming Obama for everything they think is wrong with the country, but when host Bob Schieffer asked them, “How do you feel about being part of a Congress that doesn't do anything?" They immediately came down with lock jaw. .

Let’s take a look at the country under Obama’s watch.

Also June marks 52 straight months of private sector job growth, the longest ever on record, besting Bill Clinton's record of 51 continuous months of private sector job growth from February 1996 to April 2000. 

One thing for sure that Obama has proven is that racism is alive and well in America

Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry is off his meds again. For the umpteenth  time he made a fool of himself on national television by telling everyone that Obama had a plan to fill up America with illegal immigrants. Ole Ricky poo really needs to keep his prescriptions filled up and stay off the television. 

 

Texas Attorney General Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott who would like to be the next King of the Lone Star state believes that the fine citizens of Texas don’t need to know which chemical companies in Texas keep dangerous chemicals. He does believe in taking the chemical companies money however.   Little Gregory has taken big bucks from Koch Brothers(which makes him the Kochroach we thought he was), Dow Chemical, Lyndell, DuPont and Chevron.   

 

Texas Senaterrible TeaNut Ted (Will Somebody Please Pay Attention To Me) Cruz has jumped into the Cochran/McDaniel fiasco in Mississippi.  Little Teddy is talking about the horrible voter fraud that went on in the Republican primary.  Somebody ought to point out to Teddy that it was a primary where anyone can vote and it was Republican against Republican.  

 

And laugh of the week is Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin saying that she would make a good co-host on The View.  Sarah said she would be a voice of reason from America’s heartland. This could be the dumbest thing she has ever said and when you consider all of the stupid things she has said through the years, that is something.   I think it would actually be really fun to watch Whoopi chew her ass up in little pieces and show the world a real Half-Baked Alaska.

Stay tuned for future adventures.