Wednesday, July 16, 2014

You Know What Day It Is...



Citigroup has agreed to pay $7 billion to settle with the Justice Department over accusations of misdeeds in the lead-up to the financial crisis.  Funny how if person robs a bank, it’s a federal crime and when a bank decides to rob its customers, it’s just misdeeds.

 

After a quick 1417 years, two-thirds of the governing body of the Church of England has approved women becoming Bishops. Evidently one-third still live in the Dark Dumb Ages.
  





OMG, this is really serious.  Apparently Louie (I’m As Dumb as I Look) Gohmert disease (Dumb for no apparent reason) is contagious.   Texas Congressmoron and House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Michael (I Really Should Be Recalled) McCaul, visited the Texas border over the weekend and said that some of the children "looked like a threat."   I think maybe they looked old enough to vote in few years.

 

Not to be outdone in the stupidity department, Arizona Republican candidate for Congressmoron Adam (I Just Need a Job) Kwasman who tweeted from a protest of immigrant children this. “I was actually able to see some of the children in the buses. The fear on their faces....”   The problem was that those weren’t immigrant children.  They were kids going to a summer camp. He will forever be known as “Wrong Bus Kwasman.”

 


And our Hump in Perpetuity, the always dumber than most, Texas Governor Rick ( All Hair, No Integrity) Perry.








Stay tuned for future adventures. 

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