GOP...Gang of Prevaricators

I find it interesting how the Republicans love to invoke Ronald (Bad Actor, Worse President) Reagan’s name all the time.  When you look at his record, he was a pretty lousy President.

• 32 convictions in his administration during 8 years.

• HUD Scandal 16 convictions   8 billion in taxpayer money lost  
• Ira-Contra scandal 14 convictions

• S & L scandal over a trillion taxpayer dollars lost

• Supply side (voodoo) economics.

• 130 separate investigations against the Defense dept contractors.

• Record deficts.

• Decisions made by Nancy’s astrologer

Then when you consider the Grand Ole Party has disintegrated into a mishmash of TeaNuts (Me Me Me), Libertyrants (Every Man For Himself), BirchBoneheads (Everybody is After Us), Religious Right (We Invented God So We Know He Is On Our Side) to a sprinkling of Leftovers (Tired Old Republicans Who Haven’t Died Yet). I doubt if little Ronnie could even get in the door today.  

I think this is the Republican dilemma. They are sure as hell aren’t going to mention One Term Daddy Do Nothing Bush, Dipshit Son “W” Do Nothing Right Bush, Crook and Quitter Nixen or I Didn’t Have to Do Anything Ike. I mean let’s face it; at the time when Ike was President, Mr. ED the talking horse could have done the same job.   

So that leaves Abe and Ronnie and since the Party has come barreling out of the racism closet, Abe is out of the picture.

Congressmoron Louie (I Am More Than Dumb, I’m Just Plain Stupid) Gohmert is back ranting to everyone who will listen about those little terrorist coming across the borders.  Louie is all for sending the military down there to shoot them. When asked what sorta terrorists were they, he said, the worst kind… Democrats.

Not to be outdone in the incredibly stupid department. Kentucky state senaterrible Brandon (I Make Shit Up) Smith told fellow Republicans this week that global warming is a hoax because Mars and Earth have the same temperatures.  Somebody really ought to take his temperature.  Mars is a much colder planet because it is farther from the Sun.  On average, the temperature on Mars is about minus 80 degrees F (minus 60 degrees C). I am pretty sure Bonehead Brandon was home schooled.

Late breaking news……

 Hell has frozen over.  Washington and Lee University in Lexington, Va has removed their confederate flags from campus.

A new survey out says that the majority of Americans have this to say to Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin. STFU…..

Stay tuned for future adventures.