Not only have my sweetie and I learned that we have moved
into the epicenter of religious wackos, rednecks and Republicans but that East
Texas only has two seasons.
Cold.
Hot.
I have a tip for all of the Christians who are worried they
may be shopping in stores that are owned by atheist. Atheist owned stores have a sign on the front
door that says, “We accept Mastercard, Visa and American Express but not Jesus
Christ”.
I understand there is a new Christian Facebook coming. It is
just like regular Facebook except that it features a hate button.
The Mayor of Cleveland, Texas said he was stunned when he
heard that LeBron James was moving there.
When told that LeBron was moving to Cleveland
Ohio, he said, “ That makes more sense
because we really don’t have a very good basketball team.”
Texas Attorney General Gregg ( Hell On Wheels) Abbott is
considering suing President Obama for not protecting the Texas
border. This President has already doubled the Border Patrol, deported more
people than any other President and put more money into border security than
any administration.
So let me get this straight. Rick (All Hair, No Brains)
Perry and Gregg (I Just Love to Sue
People )Abbott who won’t take federal money to help sick children, now want
federal money to keep children out. And
on top of that, the President has asked for the money to beef up security at
the border but the obstructionist Republicans voted against it. I believe that is having your cake and eating it too.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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