Weekend Recap

The world’s First International Conference on Men’s Issues was held over the week-end. Dozens of misogyny minded, looser, dickheads showed up in St. Claire Shores Michigan to whine, “Look what you made me do.”  I believe this massive international get together was held in the conference room at the local Motel 6.

Michigan does seem like a good place for these boneheads to meet as I just read about a guy from Michigan who is running for the State’s legislature.  He has multiple felony convictions, mostly for breaking into cars and then masturbating.  I have heard of people who think cars are sexy, but this seems a little over the top. I will say it sounds like he is perfect for politics.  

The “Just Say No”House Republicans in Congress have decided that they actually want to pass some legislation instead of rejecting it.  They are pushing for tax breaks for wealthy individuals.  They say since they have already given tax breaks to big corporations, that it is time to take care of the people. People with lots of money that is.

Louisiana State Representative Lenar (I’m Not a Scientist, but I am a Moron) Whitney said in her latest campaign video that climate change is “the greatest deception in history of mankind.”  She said it can be disapproved by using a thermometer. I’m not sure how that works but she also said the earth is flat and you can tell that by looking out your door.

Barbie (I Have The Brains of a Doll) Rogers, founder of the Patriots Information Hotline, has said that a blockade is being formed in Laredo, Texas by militia and concerned citizens (people who hate Mexicans) to keep illegal immigrants out.  What I want to know is what does a NFL football team have to do with stopping illegal immigrants?  Oh I know, they are still pissed about Aaron Hernandez

Faux News pulled country has-been singer Larry (Will Rogers Never Met Me) Gatlin out of obscurity to rant about liberals. The only thing new we learned about Larry is that obviously his grandmother was moron also. Larry once again proved he was “A Total Asshole from El Paso.”  Actually Larry is from Midland, Texas but I couldn’t think of anything that rhymed with Midland. .

The Supreme Court upheld Hobby Lobby’s motto, “barefoot, pregnant and work for minimum wage.”

A woman was shot in the leg at a gun show in Pennsylvania by a vender showing her how to use a concealed gun holster.  According to the Associated Press a “No Loaded Weapons” sign was posted at the entrance to the show.   I am pretty sure this proves that most hand gun owners can’t read. 

Stay tuned for future adventuires.