Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Those wonderful patriotic T-Bonehead Republicans care so much for America that they are willing to shut down the government. The irony is that even if they shut down the government because they want to shut down Obamacare, IT DOSESN’T STOP OBAMACARE. The money is already committed. The whole move is as stupid as Ted (I Am really more like Charlie McCarthy than Joe McCarthy) Cruz’s 21 hour rant.  By the way if you didn’t know, of the 21 hours (which he didn’t do all of the talking, other people did) he only spent ONE HOUR on Obamacare.

Forget about little Teddy (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz and Rand (I’m So Narrow-Minded, My Hat Size Is A Two) Paul being the front runner for the T-Bonehead Republicans in 2016.  I have found the perfect candidate for them.  He fits their criteria to a tee, or should I say a T-Bonehead. It’s Silvio (I Love Older Women, Well Not Over 18) Berlusconi, former Prime Minister of Italy. He has an extensive record of criminal allegations, including mafia collusion, false accounting, tax fraud, corruption and bribery of police officers and judges.
   
Berlusconi was also charged with paying for sex with nightclub dancer when she was under 18.He was also charged with abusing his political powers in an attempt to cover up the relationship by trying to persuade the police to release the girl while she was under arrest for theft, based on a false claim that she was a relative of  Hoosni Mubarak’s.   At this writing Berlusconi is on the verge of bringing about the collapse of the Italian Government. If that isn’t a Republican move, I don’t know what is.         

There shouldn’t be any problem with his citizenship as the T-Boneheads can prove that he had sex with a number of American women, some of them even old enough to be mothers.

Bill (I May Not Have the Biggest Ego in the World, but I Am the Biggest Asshole) O’really said in an interview on 60 Minutes that his new book Killing Jesus was not a religious book because none of his research was from the Bible.  This obviously means that good ole Bill just made everything up because there is not one word in the recorded history of the world about Jesus except in the Bible. If you don't believe me, just ask Google.



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