The S.W.A.T team in Pine Bluff Arkansas killed a 107 year old resident of a nursing home in shoot-out over the week-end. They said they had no choice; the man had barricaded himself in his room and was shooting through the door. Let’s see. He is in a room that he can’t get out of and everybody is safely away. What was the urgency? I am pretty sure the Pine Bluff “long arm of the law but extremely short on the brain cells” team could have waited a while. I doubt if he had a stockpile of bullets and at 107 he could have dropped dead in the next two minutes. I wonder if the head of the S.W.A.T team in Pine Bluff is named Zimmerman.
An off-duty police officer in Conroe,Tx has shot a 17 year old kid who was thought to have been shoplifting. The officer said he shot the boy because the teenager was fighting him and he feared for his life. The problem is that the boy was shot in the back of the head. Sounds like a wanabe Zimmerman to me.
The International Olympic committee wants Lance (I'm Not A Drug Addict, I'm Just Stupid)Armstrong to give back the Bronze Medal he won in the 2000 Sydney Olympics. Lance said he didn’t have the medal, has never had it, has never been to the Olympics and has never ridden a bicycle.
The Three Stooges traveled to Egypt over the week-end to have a love fest with the head of the Military, General “I’m not a Sissy”, who overthrew the elected President Mohamed Morsi, who was a top Muslim Brotherhood leader. The 2013 Stooges are Congressmorons Michelle (I Really Am Dumbass) Bachman, Louie (I Am an Even Bigger Dumbass) Gohmert and Steve (I’m Just Plain Stupid) King. The three also mentioned that the Muslim Brotherhood was who attacked us on 9/11. I guess they didn’t get the memo about Osama bin Laden and Al- Qaeda.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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