Oh wow, the big filibuster is over. Oh wait, it wasn’t actually a filibuster, it was just a jerk with a giant ego screaming for attention. It didn’t stop anything, it didn’t accomplish anything and most people didn’t even notice it. Other than embarrassing most of the Republican Party and being a complete waste of time, the best part was when little Teddy (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz read Dr. Seuss’s Green Eggs and Ham. The moral of Dr. Seuss’s story is that you shouldn’t complain about something you haven’t tried.
I’m pretty sure that little Teddy thought that Dr. Seuss was a real doctor and the book was the answer to one the world’s most sought after questions, which came first, the chicken or the pig.
This is a good one. Republican Senaterrible from Colorado Kent (I Live In The Twilight Zone) Lambert asserted that Colorado’s state law permitting civil unions between people of the same sex was a "mind-control experiment" by Democrats to force voters "to believe in homosexual marriage." Huh, sorta like the way Christians use Vacation Bible School with children.
The Republican war hawks have decided that the Kenya Mall massacre was the last straw. After the terrorist group al-Shabaab took credit for the attack, the war hawks have called for rounding up all the terrorist groups immediately. So far members of al Qaeda and al Shabaab have eluded them but they have taken into custody, Al Roker, Al Micheals, Al Gore, Ali McGraw, Al Pacino, Al Unser, Al Sharpton, Al Jarreau, Al Martino, Al Kaline, Al Jardine and family members of Al Davis, Al Capone and Al Jolson.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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